Episode 42 | Sasquatch or Schizophrenia: Who’s in the Woods?

In this whiskey-fueled expedition into the unknown, we stomp into the thick woods of conspiracy to hunt for one of Earth’s most legendary—and controversial—cryptids: Bigfoot.

Is he a lost primate species, an alien scout, or just a meth head in a ghillie suit? From blurry VHS sightings to interdimensional portals, the RBM boys take off the flannel, put on their tinfoil hats, and go full Squatch mode. We dig into the footprints, shaky cams, suspicious hair samples, and the 10,000+ reports that somehow still haven’t convinced David or Joey that Bigfoot’s real. But Chris? Oh, he believes. And he brought charts.

What We’re Covering in This Episode:

🦶 Trail Cam Trauma – Why are all Bigfoot videos filmed on a toaster from 1996?

🌲 The Missing 411 – Thousands vanish in national forests… coincidence or Squatch snack time?

🧬 Hair Samples & Government Denials – From bears to “unknown primates,” what is science hiding?

👣 The Patterson-Gimlin Film – Legendary footage or a Halloween prank gone viral?

🛸 Alien Apes & Time Rifts – Is Bigfoot part of a cosmic glitch or the universe's biggest hide-and-seek champ?

🎥 Blurry Evidence – Why is Bigfoot always just out of focus? Maybe he is blurry.

🐔 Chicken Feed Crimes – A nine-foot ape broke into a barn and ate 50 lbs of chicken chow. Missouri is not okay.

💩 Bigfoot’s Junk – We ask the real questions: Does Bigfoot have a human dong or a red rocket?

The RBM crew debates blurry videos, lost hikers, and the existence of a dick-shy primate with superhuman senses. Joey calls out hoaxes. David wants real evidence. Chris brings the woo-woo and an unreasonable amount of confidence.

Quote of the Episode:
"If one of these 10,000 videos is real, I win. That’s Bigfoot math, baby."

Whether you’re Team Hoax, Team Hairy Homie, or just here for the chaos, this episode is for the curious, the skeptical, and the cryptid-obsessed.

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Transcript

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Welcome back to the Rise of Basic Men.[0:32 → 0:34]

If this is your first time listening to us, my name is Chris,[0:34 → 0:37]

and I am joined as always with my co-host Joey and David.[0:37 → 0:42]

What's going on?[0:42 → 0:43]

What's going on, guys?[0:43 → 0:44]

Thank you for joining us today.[0:44 → 0:46]

We're going Squatchen.[0:46 → 0:48]

Squatchen.[0:48 → 0:49]

Why did you say it like that?[0:49 → 0:51]

Why did you look at it?[0:51 → 0:52]

Because it's like this.[0:52 → 0:53]

It's just fun.[0:53 → 0:54]

Squatchen.[0:54 → 0:55]

What is a Squatchen?[0:55 → 0:56]

Oh, we're talking about Bigfoot, baby.[0:56 → 0:58]

We're going to talk about Bigfoot, the Yeti, his cousin.[0:58 → 1:01]

Hey, assquatch.[1:01 → 1:02]

Yeah.[1:02 → 1:03]

What do you...[1:03 → 1:04]

Let's start with this. What do you guys think of the Bigfoot, the Sasquatch, the Yeti, his cousin. - His assquatch. - Yeah. - Okay. - Let's start with this.[1:04 → 1:05]

What do you guys think of the Bigfoot,[1:05 → 1:07]

the Sasquatch, the Yeti?[1:07 → 1:09]

- I think it's a fucking joke.[1:09 → 1:10]

(laughing)[1:10 → 1:12]

- Yeah, come on.[1:12 → 1:13]

- Let's move, but we're doing this[1:13 → 1:15]

because anything is possible.[1:15 → 1:17]

- Yeah, well, I guess I'm solo[1:17 → 1:18]

because I believe he is real.[1:18 → 1:21]

- Okay. - Like now.[1:21 → 1:23]

- He's out there somewhere, he's out there in the woods. Just chilling. You think they're just scratching his butt[1:23 → 1:27]

Bigfoot[1:28 → 1:29]

No, or you think there's a whole species that we've don't that we do not run into hundred percent[1:29 → 1:35]

I guess we'll get into the evidence out there is staggering[1:36 → 1:39]

Shit[1:41 → 1:43]

staggering by the way Chris I don't want you to ruin your tarnish any sort of, you know, but credibility.[1:43 → 1:54]

Credibility.[1:54 → 1:55]

Credibility.[1:55 → 1:56]

Let's jump into it.[1:56 → 1:57]

I'm a basic guy.[1:57 → 1:58]

Let me believe in what I want to believe.[1:58 → 2:00]

I'll let you believe in it.[2:00 → 2:01]

I mean, Harry Bass, we're going to walk around in the fucking forest.[2:01 → 2:04]

Two episodes ago I was talking about how I'm a very bass around in the fucking forest two episodes ago[2:04 → 2:05]

I was talking about how I was abducted so like[2:05 → 2:07]

probed what oh fuck you[2:08 → 2:10]

What credibility do I have?[2:11 → 2:13]

No, no, let's get it because this is it's one of the one of the if not the famous the most famous[2:15 → 2:21]

Yeah, you know can spear conspiracy out there is this giant tall[2:21 → 2:25]

hairy ape like creature roaming the forest of North America and we're not[2:25 → 2:31]

talking about David that's right that tall we're looking at you not that[2:31 → 2:38]

hairy looking it's all the blinds it's all blind kids I'm very hairy but you[2:38 → 2:44]

just can't and some see I don't look very hairy, but you just can't see it.[2:44 → 2:46]

I don't look very hairy.[2:46 → 2:48]

But yeah, it's a bigfoot, man.[2:48 → 2:50]

He's been in lore since, God, thousand years now.[2:50 → 2:54]

What?[2:54 → 2:55]

Yes.[2:55 → 2:57]

I thought it was just in the 50s when he first...[2:57 → 3:00]

No.[3:00 → 3:01]

No, he's in like Indian culture too.[3:01 → 3:03]

Indian culture and everything.[3:03 → 3:04]

What? Native American culture, racist.[3:04 → 3:06]

(laughs)[3:06 → 3:08]

- You call them Native Americans?[3:08 → 3:10]

- Yeah.[3:10 → 3:10]

- And they just Native.[3:10 → 3:11]

- Whatever they're called.[3:13 → 3:14]

- No, they are Indians.[3:14 → 3:15]

- Whatever they're called.[3:15 → 3:16]

- Because it's not gonna get as canceled.[3:16 → 3:16]

I think that's whatever we'll call you.[3:16 → 3:18]

- It's children, Los Indios, it's like children of God.[3:18 → 3:22]

That's what Indians means.[3:22 → 3:24]

Or something, I saw that on a meme.[3:24 → 3:26]

- So Native Americans have them in their lore[3:26 → 3:30]

for thousands of years, right?[3:30 → 3:32]

So that's new to me.[3:32 → 3:34]

It's new to you, okay.[3:34 → 3:35]

- Yeah.[3:35 → 3:36]

- Do your research.[3:36 → 3:37]

- Yeah, it's been around the world, like in other cultures,[3:37 → 3:40]

not just North America.[3:40 → 3:41]

- Yes.[3:41 → 3:42]

- Like Australia, China.. Everybody has a Bigfoot.[3:42 → 3:46]

Like yeah they're everywhere. Yeah and it goes by different names like I said[3:46 → 3:49]

Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti out there in the Himalayas, his his long-lost cousin.[3:49 → 3:55]

But yeah so I mean if you're listening to this episode you've heard of Bigfoot.[3:55 → 4:01]

So we're gonna go through what he is, who we think he is and kind of go from there have some fun on the way what do you guys[4:01 → 4:08]

think yeah let's do it start for it in so large hairy creature not David big feet[4:08 → 4:15]

definitely not even big old feet so like the evidence that's out there right[4:15 → 4:20]

we're not going to get into the we're just going to go straight into the[4:20 → 4:23]

evidence that that we have here, right?[4:23 → 4:25]

So He got his name from his footprints the giant footprints. Oh shit. That's where he got his name. Oh shut up[4:26 → 4:33]

You know what they say about big feet[4:33 → 4:35]

Yeah, little hands big shoes some I don't know big socks[4:35 → 4:38]

Yeah[4:38 → 4:39]

But I mean so for looking at evidence he got his name from the footprints that he's left there's been[4:39 → 4:44]

But I mean so for looking at evidence he got his name from the footprints that he's left there's been[4:44 → 4:45]

thousands and thousands of casts of big footprints that's evidence number one[4:51 → 4:52]

they often describe being 15 to 24 inches long and[4:55 → 4:56]

With a width similar to that of a human but much larger so for example and[5:01 → 5:02]

You guys are gonna laugh at me on this one the Patterson Gimlin film[5:05 → 5:07]

Fakes fucking that is not fake fake ass movie that they said was[5:12 → 5:13]

The guy said the guy that did it said he was a guy where the suit he was forced[5:17 → 5:18]

To wear the suit. Yeah in the video. So the video is fake. You're talking about the famous video of yes He's like black and white almost[5:24 → 5:26]

I don't think it's black and white is it?[5:26 → 5:28]

No, well no, it's like I mean[5:28 → 5:30]

It's like shitty how you're thinking but it's like shitty color[5:30 → 5:34]

What do you call the either way either way now real[5:35 → 5:39]

Dude, I think it's real, but anyway the guy that made it said it wasn't.[5:40 → 5:45]

So I'm going to go with him.[5:45 → 5:46]

Well, again, this is the famous one from 1967 where it shows what many believe me included.[5:46 → 5:52]

David Nott did.[5:52 → 5:53]

Joey Nott and the guy that made it not a big foot walking through the woods in Northern[5:53 → 5:59]

California.[5:59 → 6:00]

Some of the footprints cast taken near casts, taken near the location of the sighting have been analyzed[6:00 → 6:06]

and they exhibit anatomical features like a pronounced arch that are difficult to replicate[6:06 → 6:11]

with the hoax.[6:11 → 6:14]

Difficult?[6:14 → 6:15]

Yes.[6:15 → 6:16]

Difficult to replicate with a mold?[6:16 → 6:18]

Yeah.[6:18 → 6:19]

Yeah.[6:19 → 6:20]

I'm interested to learn more because you have a goal like like like your first try like might take you three tries[6:20 → 6:28]

Yeah, to get it that kind of difficult or like difficult like it's taking me like four years to perfect the science of getting this footprint off the ground[6:28 → 6:37]

I[6:37 → 6:37]

mean, I'm just thinking it's probably the it's probably the first one probably[6:37 → 6:42]

probably I mean when I think of Bigfoot, I think there should be...[6:43 → 6:50]

The only thing part of the world that I think we have no real clue of is the ocean.[6:50 → 6:57]

Everywhere else, I had this feeling that we've seen.[6:57 → 7:02]

We've experienced,'ve we've saw and there's areas in like the Arctic Circle[7:02 → 7:07]

Like way up there where there's very very minimal people and zero access could I bet there's some areas up there where you could[7:07 → 7:14]

That would be the only potential place I could see it, but I mean there's still like[7:15 → 7:20]

miners hunters loggers[7:20 → 7:22]

like miners, hunters, loggers, there's people out there.[7:24 → 7:24]

We're out in like these northern Canadian territories and shit. Right. And that's where that's where the vast majority of the[7:28 → 7:31]

sightings come from. Also, really in Northwest the United States.[7:31 → 7:36]

Yeah. And then in in all those broken bohokaloma, there's[7:36 → 7:40]

been that's right. Yeah, it's that that one's meth field.[7:40 → 7:44]

One hundred percent. There's been some. - That's right. - That's right. - Yeah, that one's Meffield. 100% there's no fucking Bigfoot out there.[7:49 → 7:50]

- Yeah, 'cause I was doing research and it's like, yeah, prominent like Pacific Northwest.[7:51 → 7:54]

I'm like, well, what about Oklahoma,[7:54 → 7:56]

where no real legit person lives in that area,[7:57 → 8:01]

but they're like all about Sasquatch and Bigfoot there.[8:01 → 8:04]

- Oh god, yeah.[8:04 → 8:05]

They all they did was sell Bigfoot.[8:05 → 8:07]

I had all Bigfoot.[8:07 → 8:08]

Yeah, it was like you fucking Bigfoot shit everywhere.[8:08 → 8:10]

Yeah.[8:10 → 8:11]

And we were just like I went to the music.[8:11 → 8:13]

What's with the Bigfoot?[8:13 → 8:14]

And they're like you never heard?[8:14 → 8:16]

It's yeah, he's here.[8:16 → 8:17]

There's so many sightings.[8:17 → 8:18]

We're in Oklahoma on the border of Texas in Oklahoma.[8:18 → 8:22]

There's a place called Broken Bow, and there's sightings.[8:22 → 8:25]

I think that's the closest sighting area from where we're at.[8:25 → 8:30]

I mean, if we saw a big trip,[8:30 → 8:31]

there's definitely been sightings in Texas.[8:31 → 8:33]

Really? Yeah.[8:33 → 8:34]

For sure.[8:34 → 8:35]

I'll look them up too.[8:35 → 8:36]

But you know what you won't spot in Broken Bow,[8:36 → 8:39]

life behind someone's eyes.[8:39 → 8:41]

(all laughing)[8:41 → 8:43]

I'm sorry if you're from Broken Poe.[8:45 → 8:46]

That was just my experience.[8:46 → 8:48]

- We got a big audience down.[8:48 → 8:49]

- That one day.[8:49 → 8:50]

- I'm with you.[8:52 → 8:53]

I mean, this is gonna be a fun episode guys.[8:53 → 8:56]

I mean, I'm so into Bigfoot and me and Joey,[8:56 → 9:00]

when we were talking about different topics[9:00 → 9:04]

to talk about weeks and actually months ago,[9:04 → 9:06]

he was like, "I'm never doing Bigfoot."[9:06 → 9:09]

I never wanted to do Bigfoot.[9:09 → 9:11]

I'll do whatever for you, man.[9:11 → 9:13]

But yeah, when it comes to me being like all four something, again, I'm open to talk[9:13 → 9:18]

about anything.[9:18 → 9:19]

But me, I just, it was interesting in the very beginning.[9:19 → 9:22]

It's a great read when you're growing up and you want to look for a book instead of reading something and[9:22 → 9:27]

then you turn four yeah then you grow up and it's like I don't know it's just to[9:27 → 9:33]

me that seems very far that personally personally that just seems like I don't[9:33 → 9:40]

know that's not I think there's just been too much too much looking this is like. This is like the thing from last week's episode where we're talking the pyramid.[9:40 → 9:50]

It's like, "Oh, it's new, but you can't ever see it."[9:50 → 9:52]

This one I'm like, "Fucking Jim Bob has been out there for 78 years, Jim Bob."[9:52 → 9:57]

He's like, "I've seen him once.[9:57 → 9:59]

He was on the other hill."[9:59 → 10:02]

It's like, "What?"[10:02 → 10:03]

There's countless videos from other people out there.[10:03 → 10:05]

Hear me out there on the.[10:05 → 10:06]

I have not seen any good videos.[10:06 → 10:08]

Hear me out, Chris.[10:08 → 10:09]

And this is not-- we're not going to go this route[10:09 → 10:13]

and not talk about it.[10:13 → 10:14]

We're going to go into this, OK?[10:14 → 10:16]

But I posted something.[10:16 → 10:18]

And this is the part that I'm like, hell yes.[10:18 → 10:20]

I mean, that's a great point right here.[10:20 → 10:22]

Is there's a picture of Mars.[10:22 → 10:24]

And it's like clear as day. It's like in 5k, right? It's like oh my god[10:24 → 10:28]

Yeah, thousands of miles away, and then it's like the last picture of Bigfoot and its blurry as shit[10:29 → 10:36]

You know several clear ones really yes[10:36 → 10:39]

David Shakin his head no[10:41 → 10:43]

Yeah, from the guy that just said the fuckin' movie thing was real.[10:43 → 10:47]

The movie, the Robert Pattinson film.[10:47 → 10:51]

The new one? Batman?[10:51 → 10:53]

Isn't that, is that, what, you know what I'm talking about that?[10:53 → 10:57]

Oh god, what's that, um, Gimlin'.[10:57 → 11:01]

Jesus Christ, what's his name? Patrick Glimton.[11:03 → 11:06]

- Okay, well that's AI.[11:06 → 11:07]

Dude, I'm looking up, I literally[11:07 → 11:08]

Google clear picture of Bigfoot.[11:08 → 11:10]

- There isn't a comparison, Gimlin'.[11:12 → 11:14]

- The comparison, Gimlin'.[11:14 → 11:15]

I wasn't, I mean, what would I say?[11:15 → 11:18]

- Rubbermaids.[11:18 → 11:19]

- Yeah, before this ends up,[11:19 → 11:20]

I want you to find actual pictures[11:20 → 11:23]

that you've seen that are clear.[11:23 → 11:24]

- And we'll post it with this episode[11:24 → 11:26]

Well, I want to see him like right now. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm hoping is before this you look it up[11:26 → 11:31]

And you're like yeah, like you've already got him and you're gonna turn that computer around and be like this is this is the most clear[11:31 → 11:36]

picture that I've ever seen[11:36 → 11:38]

out of you. So clearly a goddamn mess. You guys, you got that patterns and that's the story. Or even that guy right there.[11:45 → 11:49]

You know, Jesus. So there's videos out there with trees being[11:49 → 11:54]

moved and and like shook from the bottom. So like a bear can do[11:54 → 11:58]

that. A bear cannot shake a gigantic tree like these videos.[11:58 → 12:02]

And I'm gonna that was the only problem I had with this episode[12:02 → 12:04]

because it's definitely a visual episode[12:04 → 12:05]

Which I expect[12:06 → 12:08]

We'll post many things that Chris you know sees it or seen before and we'll post them with this episode[12:09 → 12:16]

Okay, well and if you're a big fan of bear hunting channels you're gonna see these videos again[12:16 → 12:21]

So we talked about the footprints.[12:25 → 12:27]

Yeah.[12:27 → 12:28]

Fucking dickheads.[12:28 → 12:30]

The other thing I want to talk about is the hair samples that are found with Bigfoot[12:30 → 12:34]

here.[12:34 → 12:35]

So various hair samples have been claimed to be from Bigfoot.[12:35 → 12:39]

DNA analysis of these samples have yielded mixed results.[12:39 → 12:43]

Many samples have been identified as coming from known animals such as bears or deer,[12:43 → 12:48]

while others have been too degraded to identify conclusively.[12:48 → 12:53]

For example, in 2001 Dr. Melba Ketchum geneticist claimed to have analyzed DNA from hair samples[12:53 → 13:01]

allegedly belonging to Bigfoot.[13:01 → 13:03]

Her results indicated that the samples came from an unknown primate,[13:03 → 13:07]

though her findings have been widely criticized and not accepted by mainstream science.[13:07 → 13:11]

Mainstream science is where I have the problem with all this.[13:11 → 13:14]

Why?[13:14 → 13:15]

Because mainstream science, as we talked about in the last episode,[13:15 → 13:19]

there's a narrative that they want to keep and they don't want to stray from the narrative.[13:19 → 13:24]

Having a primate this big, this intelligent, able to, that is so elusive that very few people[13:24 → 13:32]

see them, that messes with their narrative that we are the top species and things like[13:32 → 13:38]

that, in my mind.[13:38 → 13:39]

I'm curious because when we're talking about the people that believe, and these are[13:39 → 13:44]

scientists I'm talking about, people that believe, and these are scientists I'm talking about,[13:44 → 13:45]

people that believe versus people that say,[13:45 → 13:48]

no, what do you think that deciding factor is?[13:48 → 13:51]

You would think science is like clear or enough,[13:51 → 13:55]

if it's not clear, it's what we need to do[13:55 → 13:57]

more research into this.[13:57 → 13:59]

So why do you feel that there are a big group,[13:59 → 14:02]

mainstream scientists that are saying no to this.[14:02 → 14:06]

They're saying no because there's no body in that.[14:06 → 14:10]

So test.[14:10 → 14:10]

No body.[14:10 → 14:11]

There's no bone.[14:11 → 14:13]

So test in general for fur.[14:13 → 14:14]

There's no physical evidence.[14:14 → 14:16]

That's what it is.[14:16 → 14:17]

It's like there's not enough with the fur[14:17 → 14:19]

to give us any sort of answers.[14:19 → 14:21]

But because of that, I'm not going to waste my time on it[14:21 → 14:23]

because there's no body.[14:23 → 14:24]

It's the same thing with UFOs. Feet print. Feet prints. Yeah I like[14:24 → 14:29]

feet print. Feet prints sounds retarded. It does. Yeah so I will say footprints in[14:29 → 14:33]

the future. Thank you. Alright continue. What I was saying was this is very similar[14:33 → 14:40]

to the UFO discussion right there's lots videos. There's lots of eyewitness testimony[14:40 → 14:46]

There's no hard physical evidence. There's a ton of videos of UFOs, but there's not a Bigfoot[14:46 → 14:51]

There's a ton of videos of big you keep saying this and I have seen like two and they're fucking garbage[14:51 → 14:57]

All right, we're gonna post them with this episode[14:58 → 15:00]

I promise and you'll see him you'll get the first crack Adam David and[15:00 → 15:04]

Chris if it's that damn movie about Bigfoot you know the child's movie that[15:04 → 15:09]

family movie of what's it called if it's anything from that movie I swear to[15:09 → 15:16]

God okay there's this let me ask you this Chris going back when can you[15:16 → 15:24]

remember back when you first like ran[15:24 → 15:26]

into this whole Bigfoot theory?[15:26 → 15:29]

Was that one of your first things you ever heard of?[15:31 → 15:33]

- I would assume so, right there.[15:33 → 15:34]

I've always been into like these types of topics,[15:34 → 15:38]

you know, Nessie is another one, you know,[15:38 → 15:40]

that kind of stuff, UFO's, right?[15:40 → 15:44]

Like Book Fairs in elementary school, I was fine these books and get really interested in them. And yeah, like I've always[15:48 → 15:52]

had an interest in them since the beginning, essentially.[15:52 → 15:55]

Why do you think, because with me and David, I'll speak first[15:55 → 15:59]

both, and if I'm saying something that you don't feel is accurate, just let me know.[15:59 → 16:03]

I'll let you know.[16:03 → 16:05]

But I think this is one of those things[16:05 → 16:06]

with me and David where we've seen enough things[16:06 → 16:09]

where we go, okay, this is--[16:09 → 16:12]

- That's bullshit.[16:12 → 16:12]

- It's BS, right?[16:12 → 16:14]

Like the person who quote unquote first did it,[16:14 → 16:17]

admitted to it, right?[16:17 → 16:18]

And then it's possible just one of these things[16:18 → 16:20]

that people do for some fame, some views,[16:20 → 16:23]

some story, whatever.[16:23 → 16:27]

What have you not seen or see like how have you not gone down that path, right? Like with UFOs with myself, I see those and it's like, yeah, I see the BS stuff that people post out there, but to me, that is totally probable.[16:31 → 16:41]

But there's not enough that I've seen. There's been more BS videos[16:43 → 16:47]

I've seen with Bigfoot. So I'm curious what keeps you believing.[16:47 → 16:50]

So if there's a hundred videos in 99 or BS but one is real. One's real.[16:50 → 16:55]

What's real? I can't. I can't. I promise this shit.[16:55 → 16:58]

I promise. There's only a hundred videos and 99 of them suck and one of them's kind[16:58 → 17:04]

of not great. I'll be on Chris's side here[17:04 → 17:06]

I'm I see the couple I was like it only takes one there was one video[17:06 → 17:09]

I did see that was scrolling through the thumbnails where I was like I saw that video[17:09 → 17:12]

I don't think it's Bigfoot, but it's a cool video[17:12 → 17:15]

It was a whole video[17:15 → 17:17]

No, it's either really good. It still looks like a dude[17:18 → 17:21]

In a costume well, it's a primate. That stands on two legs.[17:22 → 17:26]

Like yeah, but it's always gonna look like a dude[17:26 → 17:28]

in the suit, man.[17:28 → 17:29]

- Yeah, but always not big enough.[17:29 → 17:31]

Let me ask you this, have you seen any videos[17:33 → 17:35]

where you're like, that's not Bigfoot?[17:35 → 17:37]

Of course.[17:37 → 17:38]

Can you explain the videos or videos,[17:39 → 17:42]

video or plural videos where you're like, that's a fucking bigfoot right there.[17:42 → 17:47]

- Dude, what's the difference?[17:47 → 17:49]

'Cause they all look like--[17:49 → 17:50]

- Yeah, how can you tell the difference[17:50 → 17:51]

between real and not?[17:51 → 17:54]

- I mean, when you see facial movements[17:54 → 17:57]

to the point where you see the big body[17:57 → 18:00]

and you see the facial movements[18:00 → 18:01]

and you see the movement of the creature[18:01 → 18:04]

that is very hard to recreate as a person. and you see the facial movements and you see the movement of the creature that[18:04 → 18:05]

Is very hard to recreate as a person. I don't know even if you're on stilts and all that kind of shit You know alien[18:11 → 18:13]

Do they some cool shit now movie that is a freak. Yes, so you think people are using CGI and big budgets of[18:13 → 18:20]

I was talking about the first one[18:20 → 18:22]

big budgets of... I was talking about the first one.[18:21 → 18:22]

(laughing)[18:22 → 18:24]

First one where they made the model,[18:24 → 18:26]

they liked the suit.[18:26 → 18:27]

Big production for Bigfoot hoaxes, huh?[18:27 → 18:31]

But speaking of that movie,[18:31 → 18:32]

it would be really cool to get one of those[18:32 → 18:34]

Velociraptor costumes that they chase.[18:34 → 18:37]

Oh, yeah, yeah, they just didn't...[18:37 → 18:39]

I want kids to go on a day.[18:39 → 18:40]

Just like you go around a corner,[18:40 → 18:42]

it's just like a dude, the Velociraptor.[18:42 → 18:43]

You're like, what the velocirated[18:43 → 18:45]

It looks kind of real, but you can kind of see their legs today a man was shot inside of a dinosaur costume in[18:51 → 18:51]

Central Austin, Texas. Oh, you don't do that in awesome. You can do that in like New York or San Francisco[18:57 → 18:57]

Correction San Francisco. No, there's no guns out there. You don't have to worry. - Hey, you're right, they do have a gun for yourself. - They'd be like, they just have all new--[19:03 → 19:05]

- Guy was heroin to death in San Francisco Park.[19:05 → 19:10]

- He fell on a syringe of fentanyl and it was no longer.[19:10 → 19:15]

Yeah, but let's go back into it.[19:17 → 19:19]

I want you to really dive into this, Chris,[19:19 → 19:22]

of besides your own, I believe,[19:22 → 19:26]

what other details do you have for us?[19:26 → 19:29]

- So details, man.[19:29 → 19:30]

Like...[19:30 → 19:31]

- It's a lot of details.[19:35 → 19:36]

- So...[19:36 → 19:37]

(laughing)[19:37 → 19:37]

- I'm trying to get all at once.[19:37 → 19:39]

- That's not all at once.[19:39 → 19:42]

- I'm trying to get my thoughts in line here[19:42 → 19:43]

because you guys throwing me off over here, okay? Do you want me to read some of my details? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's not all at once. - I'm trying to get my thoughts in line here because you guys keep throwing me off over here, okay?[19:43 → 19:46]

- Do you want me to read some of my details?[19:46 → 19:48]

- Yeah.[19:48 → 19:49]

- Yeah, go through the details for him.[19:49 → 19:50]

- I do.[19:50 → 19:51]

- I do.[19:51 → 19:52]

Honestly, I'm in the middle.[19:52 → 19:53]

I'll give my own personal stuff like it's not something[19:53 → 19:55]

I've spent a lot of time on because I liked reading[19:55 → 19:58]

about it when I was younger, but honestly,[19:58 → 20:00]

I just haven't seen anything that has got me through the hump like over the hump here[20:00 → 20:06]

But some of the stuff that I've seen so there's Bigfoot sightings are in the thousands[20:06 → 20:10]

So it's over 10,000 reports since the 1950s, and this is just in North America obviously[20:10 → 20:16]

But according to Bigfoot field researchers organization, that's a fucking[20:16 → 20:22]

BFRO that's a fucking BFRO. That's an organization. BFRO.[20:23 → 20:25]

Washington State alone has over seven.[20:25 → 20:29]

I mean, I mean, that's crazy.[20:29 → 20:33]

But they have over 700 sightings the most of any state.[20:33 → 20:37]

The Yeti, which I'm drinking out of right now.[20:37 → 20:41]

Do you guys see that?[20:41 → 20:42]

Yeti.[20:42 → 20:43]

It's been spotted by climbers, Sherpas for centuries[20:43 → 20:52]

with big wave in the 1950s, obviously, when Everest climbers[20:52 → 20:59]

sorry, Everest expeditions found strange tracks.[21:01 → 21:05]

Sir Edmund Hillary himself.[21:05 → 21:08]

Saw 13-inch prints in 1953.[21:08 → 21:12]

So it really picked up in the '50s.[21:13 → 21:18]

And I think people wanted to believe in something.[21:18 → 21:22]

And all it took was someone just creating this footprint[21:22 → 21:27]

that just--[21:27 → 21:28]

So you think--[21:28 → 21:29]

Ooh, so you think Sir Edwin Hillary created those footprints?[21:29 → 21:33]

I think--[21:33 → 21:34]

That's for somebody in his group.[21:34 → 21:35]

Hear me out.[21:35 → 21:36]

Him and/or many of those thousands of reports, especially people that come with pictures or[21:36 → 21:43]

video of just the footprints.[21:43 → 21:47]

Yeah, I think it's totally possible[21:47 → 21:49]

that someone made their own footprint[21:49 → 21:51]

just to--[21:51 → 21:52]

- Fuck with someone else.[21:52 → 21:53]

- Just to mess with society a little bit.[21:53 → 21:55]

I think that, but here we go, in 19--[21:55 → 21:57]

- I've thought about that.[21:57 → 21:58]

Just leave a big footprint somewhere[21:58 → 22:00]

and just fucking be like,[22:00 → 22:01]

has them fucked up with--[22:01 → 22:02]

- Just a massive duke somewhere[22:02 → 22:04]

and be like, that's big's dukey Chris hates us so here's nothing I[22:04 → 22:11]

don't know he could do pellets he's not we don't know not at all I mean he's[22:11 → 22:16]

gotta it's gotta we can't find it so maybe it's gonna be similar like how[22:16 → 22:20]

a bear shit's well there's a bear shit in the woods? No, it's just wherever the fuck it was. There's a pope we're where[22:20 → 22:26]

weird hat. It's like, depends on if it's in the woods. Maybe[22:26 → 22:31]

it's time I ask this question. Ask your question. Okay. I[22:31 → 22:35]

think it's time we move on to more important questions right[22:35 → 22:38]

now. Is this a question you posted on Twitter? Yes. Does[22:38 → 22:42]

Bigfoot have a human dick or one of those red rocket things like a dog?[22:42 → 22:47]

- Well, I assume it's...[22:49 → 22:51]

Can't go on.[22:55 → 22:56]

Well, I don't think it's a curlicue.[22:56 → 22:59]

- Oh, like a duck?[22:59 → 23:00]

- Yeah.[23:00 → 23:00]

(laughs)[23:00 → 23:01]

- I bet it's-- - Do you think it's barbed[23:01 → 23:02]

like a cat?[23:02 → 23:03]

- I think it's like a dog.[23:03 → 23:04]

I think it comes out. I think that's how it's been out. I think it's like a dog. I think it comes out.[23:04 → 23:05]

I think that's how I don't think[23:05 → 23:07]

real is just got a dick hanging out.[23:07 → 23:08]

You think he's related more to the gorilla?[23:08 → 23:10]

I think if we're talking about him being a primate, yeah.[23:12 → 23:16]

Fully hairy and he walks around with no clothes.[23:17 → 23:20]

I don't think he's just got a dick fucking swinging around.[23:20 → 23:22]

I think he has a red rocket.[23:22 → 23:23]

I think it's I think it's like tucked up in there for the most part. I think that one he needs he doesn't any yeah[23:23 → 23:28]

Yeah[23:28 → 23:29]

Like I mean like you can see like a boy dog like you do you see you see a little thing[23:29 → 23:34]

It's got the shafts thing in there. Yeah, it hangs low. It's like a a plane[23:34 → 23:38]

So there's not human it's not like it's there or has a little bit of skin. This is like it's like a red rocket[23:38 → 23:43]

Yeah, I think it's like a red rocket thing[23:43 → 23:45]

That would be you know, I think he's uncircumcised[23:45 → 23:47]

I think I[23:50 → 23:52]

Don't know what to think[23:52 → 23:54]

I think that would be uncircumcised. Yeah, all right well the thing the story[23:54 → 24:00]

I was gonna talk about right now before I got into that before we got into bigfoot's dick bigfoot smells like bigfoot's dick so in 1970 a Bigfoot encounter Missouri[24:00 → 24:10]

made headlines when a farmer named Ralph Buck quote unquote my name's a really one[24:10 → 24:17]

I like us to know his nickname and I liked it. Buchanan said a nine foot big foot broke into his barn.[24:17 → 24:28]

Eight fifty pounds of chicken feed and left eighteen inch footprints with five toes.[24:28 → 24:36]

And local police could not explain it.[24:36 → 24:39]

There you go.[24:39 → 24:41]

Sounds like pretty good evidence to me.[24:41 → 24:43]

Are you sure it just wasn't some crazy method?[24:43 → 24:45]

Somebody went and sold that man chicken feed.[24:45 → 24:47]

I know the fucking Bigfoot footprint was like,[24:47 → 24:51]

this guy is fucking fucking fucked such an idiot.[24:51 → 24:54]

No, I swear to go out.[24:54 → 24:55]

I just, no, he's good dirt floor.[24:55 → 24:57]

I just put some footprints on there that were massive.[24:57 → 24:59]

It was a fucking nine foot hairy man that broke into this shit.[24:59 → 25:03]

It had to be Bigfoot. Smells into the shit, had him in Bigfoot.[25:03 → 25:06]

Smells like dog shit, I swear to God.[25:08 → 25:09]

(laughing)[25:11 → 25:13]

You know, it's, okay. Well let me talk to you guys[25:15 → 25:16]

about some explanations that, some theories,[25:16 → 25:20]

that could explain why we haven't found a Bigfoot[25:20 → 25:23]

because it's a bear.[25:23 → 25:25]

No, it's a real thing.[25:25 → 25:27]

So--[25:27 → 25:28]

[LAUGHING][25:28 → 25:29]

This is where I'm going to lose you guys.[25:29 → 25:30]

Even more.[25:30 → 25:31]

I'm going to lose you guys even more.[25:31 → 25:34]

Two things.[25:34 → 25:36]

And I'd say it almost every episode.[25:36 → 25:38]

He's an alien.[25:38 → 25:39]

So he comes down--[25:39 → 25:40]

Shut up![25:40 → 25:41]

Because a lot of the sightings that[25:41 → 25:43]

happen with Bigfoot a lot of[25:43 → 25:49]

the bigfoot sightings that happen also coincide with UFO sightings. So Bigfoot could be an[25:49 → 25:55]

alien you know big Chewbacca coming around you know walking around in the forest looking[25:55 → 26:00]

at is it still big footer is that an alien it's it's a Bigfoot to us. That would explain what people are seeing.[26:00 → 26:05]

The second is actually there's[26:05 → 26:07]

a third to so the second is[26:07 → 26:09]

it's an inner interdimensional[26:09 → 26:11]

being I do like that one that[26:11 → 26:13]

kind of faces into our reality[26:13 → 26:15]

and then you know he's in the[26:15 → 26:17]

forest he's lost he doesn't[26:17 → 26:18]

know where he is and he's found[26:18 → 26:20]

he just.[26:20 → 26:21]

I think it's a big foot to[26:21 → 26:23]

that's a big foot to us. That's a big foot to us. That would explain what people are seeing. dimensional being I do like that one that that kind of phases into our reality and then you know[26:23 → 26:25]

He's in the forest. He's lost. He doesn't know where he is and among me. He gets found he just and then he faces[26:25 → 26:30]

100% the only problem I have with that is why didn't he phase like into the middle of slaughter or[26:31 → 26:37]

Man Jack yeah, and it was south like a bus like just like all of a sudden you're driving down the highway and you're just like[26:37 → 26:43]

The fuck is up it disappeared[26:43 → 26:46]

Actually, I'll tell you this our videos of them like the probability of hitting a road is probably slim to none versus yeah, yeah, so[26:46 → 26:56]

I'll be on Christmas. I would that it's possible. It makes no I look that's my favorite explanation for it[26:58 → 27:03]

I got another another[27:04 → 27:05]

Alright, okay, and this is kind of a yes about another part of them[27:07 → 27:12]

Do you think it's but no, okay, this is butting in here now, D. I did I did have a third one actually before before you get into that[27:14 → 27:22]

So I did have a third one[27:22 → 27:24]

The other one and this kind of gets into the nessie[27:24 → 27:27]

Situation as well because then if you don't know nessie, it's the Loch Ness monster monster out there in Scotland and[27:27 → 27:34]

one of the theories for them for for Loch Ness and Bigfoot is that[27:35 → 27:40]

There is a time[27:41 → 27:43]

Rift that they go through and then come in and out of right to where these are this is a time rift that they go through[27:43 → 27:45]

and then come in and out of, right?[27:46 → 27:48]

To where this is a prehistoric bee[27:48 → 27:50]

and this could be an Australopithecus[27:50 → 27:51]

or one of the giant humans from back in the day.[27:51 → 27:55]

And they come in and you're seeing them,[27:55 → 27:59]

they don't know where they are.[27:59 → 28:00]

They think they're home in their own time[28:00 → 28:03]

and then they go back into their rift and this is a time you know dimensional kind of thing. Very very out there very woo[28:03 → 28:11]

woo yes I know don't give me that fucking look Joey. No no no no this is a this is a[28:11 → 28:15]

look that I'm like very interested in because it's hard to me believes that anything's possible[28:15 → 28:20]

in this stuff. It's just when it comes to like what I've seen. I don't believe it.[28:20 → 28:26]

That's where I say, but if you want to go to this route of like interdimensional and you know[28:27 → 28:33]

whatever like yeah sure like I can kind of believe that because science backs these things[28:33 → 28:41]

and we keep finding more things out the longer that we're here, but I just don't trust people[28:41 → 28:47]

You know in terms of like you don't trust I witness testimony. Yeah, which is the number one thing that puts people in jail[28:47 → 28:53]

correct[28:54 → 28:55]

correct, so[28:55 → 28:57]

But I want to I want to talk about this so there is as[28:58 → 29:01]

You're gonna hate me Chris[29:02 → 29:04]

Okay, so don't don't hate me can't hate you any much more about you. So there is a, and you're gonna hate me, Chris. Okay. So don't, don't hate me.[29:04 → 29:06]

Can't hate you any much more about, yeah.[29:07 → 29:08]

That's right. So in 2013, I mean, no, no, no.[29:08 → 29:11]

I thought you kind of knew what I was going to.[29:13 → 29:14]

So a man named Rick Dyer claimed he shot a Bigfoot in Texas.[29:15 → 29:20]

Yeah. And he had the body.[29:21 → 29:23]

You know what I'm talking about?[29:25 → 29:26]

- Vaguely.[29:26 → 29:27]

- I feel like I remember something like this[29:27 → 29:29]

but the body never was produced.[29:29 → 29:33]

It turned out to be a rubber suit.[29:33 → 29:35]

- Right.[29:35 → 29:36]

- And he charged people $10 to see[29:36 → 29:39]

if the four entries came out.[29:39 → 29:41]

- So, hold on.[29:41 → 29:42]

There are hoaxers out there.[29:42 → 29:44]

- One person does not discredit everything.[29:44 → 29:46]

- 100%.[29:46 → 29:48]

- Because there's 10,000 reports[29:48 → 29:50]

and it really picked up in the 50s,[29:50 → 29:52]

this is the problem that I have.[29:52 → 29:54]

It's like, I haven't seen any credible proof[29:54 → 29:59]

and you got people like this more than others[29:59 → 30:01]

that are using it for gain in some way, shape, or form.[30:01 → 30:05]

- Right.[30:05 → 30:06]

- That's the same thing with the UFO thing.[30:06 → 30:08]

- No, no.[30:08 → 30:09]

To me, there's a difference.[30:09 → 30:11]

I know there's not to you, 'cause there's, I get it.[30:11 → 30:14]

But to me, I just personally, I have not seen the things.[30:14 → 30:18]

- Okay.[30:18 → 30:19]

What about you?[30:19 → 30:20]

- Yeah, I don't hear the government going, yeah, I mean,[30:20 → 30:23]

you have a foots real.[30:24 → 30:26]

Well, there's also theories that it's[30:26 → 30:29]

a government hybridization scheme,[30:29 → 30:35]

that they hybridized a human and a bear--[30:35 → 30:39]

or a human and a primate, sorry, together.[30:39 → 30:42]

And that's the effect.[30:42 → 30:44]

And they just let it loose it[30:44 → 30:47]

got out you think it was a damn also yeah science experiment yeah you also[30:47 → 30:53]

have a theory that's a theory and you also have the the missing was a missing[30:53 → 30:57]

411 missing 411 wait when all these people go missing in national parks and[30:57 → 31:01]

in national force and things like that never to be seen again like oh yeah that's serial killers but the other thing[31:01 → 31:10]

what was the other thing you just said fuck I lost my train of thought about[31:10 → 31:14]

the science experiment in being hybridized oh yeah when was like midnight climax[31:14 → 31:20]

and MK Ultra and all the drugs and shit midnight climax was office or office[31:20 → 31:26]

The office yeah[31:27 → 31:29]

They went with a 60s plus a little later. Yeah, I was gonna say were they taking a bunch of LSD back then and then like[31:31 → 31:37]

Let's see if we can get a human in a gorilla to fuck each other[31:37 → 31:40]

There's I'd pay ten dollars to see that like you[31:43 → 31:46]

taking a bunch of drugs. You guys laugh at that but that that was actually a[31:46 → 31:50]

thing back in in Russia and I think even in Germany where they're trying to make[31:50 → 31:54]

super soldiers and they were and they were trying to mix DNA with with other[31:54 → 32:00]

animals with pregnant women. That that is an actual thing.[32:00 → 32:06]

I don't have any documentation from it.[32:06 → 32:08]

That's just something that I've read.[32:08 → 32:10]

- Really?[32:10 → 32:11]

- Yes.[32:11 → 32:12]

So it's not outside the bounds of possibility[32:12 → 32:16]

that that's something that the government's[32:16 → 32:18]

was trying to do.[32:18 → 32:19]

- So yeah, but I don't think that was ever successful.[32:20 → 32:22]

That seems super unlikely.[32:22 → 32:25]

So you think it's--[32:25 → 32:27]

That's about all--[32:27 → 32:28]

Hold on.[32:28 → 32:29]

I know.[32:29 → 32:30]

Let me rephrase how I was going to put it out there.[32:30 → 32:33]

But you think that there's a theory that[32:33 → 32:37]

suggests that holds some value to talk about it.[32:37 → 32:43]

That the government created Bigfoot and it escaped.[32:43 → 32:48]

Yeah.[32:48 → 32:49]

(laughing)[32:49 → 32:50]

Give my voice crack there a little bit.[32:50 → 32:52]

Yeah.[32:52 → 32:53]

(laughing)[32:53 → 32:54]

I mean, yeah, when you say it like that,[32:54 → 32:56]

it sounds kind of not possible.[32:56 → 33:00]

I mean, little far-fetched.[33:01 → 33:03]

- A month.[33:03 → 33:04]

- You guys are looking at me like I'm crazy.[33:04 → 33:06]

- That one's pretty bad.[33:06 → 33:08]

- I'm just saying that that's a theory that's out there.[33:08 → 33:10]

I'm not saying that I believe in that theory.[33:10 → 33:11]

- What do you think that theory is?[33:11 → 33:12]

- Well, the one that I believe[33:12 → 33:13]

that I think it's an undiscovered species,[33:13 → 33:15]

I think it's an actual species that's out there.[33:15 → 33:17]

It's very elusive, and it lives in force[33:17 → 33:20]

that people don't necessarily go into all the time.[33:20 → 33:22]

There have been sightings,[33:22 → 33:24]

and the sightings are very--[33:24 → 33:26]

like the sightings-- they--[33:26 → 33:30]

this is where we're going to go woo woo,[33:30 → 33:31]

because this is something that I believe,[33:31 → 33:34]

that they have something inside of them[33:34 → 33:35]

that they can feel the camera.[33:35 → 33:40]

They can feel the electromagnetism from your camera,[33:40 → 33:43]

and they avoid that. And they're able to be that elusive and not be captured. And when we do capture[33:43 → 33:50]

them, it's rare. You think Bigfoot has a special power that feels energy from a camera[33:50 → 33:59]

and when it feels it from an electrical device and it runs away yeah Chris are you with me David now I[33:59 → 34:08]

heard you what about mechanical cameras how many staples are on the[34:08 → 34:13]

wall David 78 it's how many what about a mechanical camera that doesn't have[34:13 → 34:18]

fuck there's no 35 millimeter camera like you don't necessarily have to have[34:18 → 34:24]

batteries or anything in it it's just a shutter and so it's a spring loaded - There's no, no. - 35 millimeter camera, like, you don't necessarily have to have batteries[34:24 → 34:25]

or anything in it.[34:25 → 34:26]

It's just a shutter.[34:26 → 34:27]

And so it's a spring loaded.[34:27 → 34:29]

- Sure, you think, but again,[34:29 → 34:31]

you think that we haven't received any--[34:31 → 34:35]

- I like that, I mean, I like it, but no.[34:35 → 34:38]

- I think it's a stretch.[34:38 → 34:39]

I think you're reaching here.[34:39 → 34:40]

I, again, just to clarify, you're saying that[34:40 → 34:44]

I think Bigfoot is[34:44 → 34:45]

gonna pin Chris down and make a I think my problem is I think I think you went a[34:45 → 34:51]

little too narrow with that I like the idea that maybe they have a sense but[34:51 → 34:55]

I don't think it's picking up the camera or electoral I think it would[34:55 → 34:59]

just be a heightened sense of smell a heightened sense of hearing sure they[34:59 → 35:04]

can hear they can they can sense their,[35:04 → 35:06]

ooh, that's a human, get the fuck out of here.[35:06 → 35:08]

That makes more sense, not it senses the camera.[35:08 → 35:11]

- But I do believe that it's an undiscovered species.[35:11 → 35:14]

- I don't even know. - I also don't believe that.[35:14 → 35:16]

- All the other stuff is kind of out the window for me,[35:16 → 35:18]

but I do believe, yeah.[35:18 → 35:19]

- Let's turn this around, 'cause David,[35:19 → 35:22]

before we started this conversation,[35:22 → 35:24]

you were like, I don't believe in Bigfoot,[35:24 → 35:25]

but I believe in the Yeti.[35:25 → 35:26]

Can you talk a little bit about like why you believe[35:26 → 35:30]

in the abominable snowman?[35:30 → 35:31]

- Oh, I don't have to say fucking thing.[35:31 → 35:33]

- I don't believe in the Yeti.[35:33 → 35:35]

I just said the Yeti makes more sense.[35:35 → 35:37]

- Okay, okay.[35:37 → 35:38]

- Can you explain why?[35:38 → 35:39]

- Because there's way less trail cameras,[35:39 → 35:41]

way less people in the Himalaya Mountains[35:41 → 35:44]

where a Yeti would be.[35:44 → 35:45]

- So you're saying if there were no trail cams,[35:45 → 35:48]

if there was nothing out there in the fucking,[35:48 → 35:50]

in the woods, then you would believe the Bigfoot,[35:50 → 35:53]

just as much as you believed in Yeti?[35:53 → 35:54]

- I did believe Bigfoot up until like,[35:54 → 35:57]

I mean, yeah, growing up I did.[35:57 → 35:59]

I always wanted to believe in it,[35:59 → 36:00]

and it's just more and more bullshit[36:00 → 36:02]

and less and less no evidence.[36:02 → 36:04]

- It is just wild to me, David, that you believe more in the Yeti than you do the Bigfoot,[36:04 → 36:09]

and they're the same fucking thing.[36:09 → 36:10]

That's saying 0% in Bigfoot and 0.1% in the Yeti.[36:10 → 36:15]

Why?[36:15 → 36:15]

That is like, it's just--[36:15 → 36:17]

Why is that?[36:17 → 36:18]

I just think if-- well, I'm not saying--[36:18 → 36:20]

I just think--[36:20 → 36:21]

I'm with you, darling.[36:21 → 36:21]

I think there's no Bigfoot.[36:21 → 36:23]

I think if there was something like it, it's the Yeti.[36:23 → 36:25]

So whatever you want to call it,[36:25 → 36:26]

but it's the one in the Himalayas, not the one over here.[36:26 → 36:29]

- Your thing with it is, I get you.[36:29 → 36:31]

You're like, hey, it's not even a thing to me.[36:31 → 36:33]

But it makes more sense just based on the stuff[36:33 → 36:36]

you've heard and seeing.[36:36 → 36:37]

- Yeah, the geographic location where it is.[36:37 → 36:40]

- And you buy into it more because of the fur.[36:40 → 36:44]

- Or what was it that you like[36:44 → 36:45]

Oh, I just don't I just there's play less people there and it's also[36:45 → 36:49]

Is way more scarce of live game or any food out there in the Himalayas[36:51 → 36:57]

Okay versus out in the forest where there's plenty and I still that doesn't change my fucking opinion[36:57 → 37:02]

I think it's because you think there's-[37:02 → 37:05]

I don't think they're real.[37:05 → 37:07]

Do you want to know?[37:07 → 37:08]

- Neither one is real.[37:08 → 37:08]

- Do you want to know what my thought is?[37:08 → 37:10]

- Let's hear it.[37:10 → 37:10]

- I think it's a guy on meth.[37:10 → 37:11]

I think he's running around.[37:11 → 37:12]

That makes more taking trips.[37:12 → 37:14]

And these are people just going ham in the forest.[37:14 → 37:18]

- Who is, oh my God, I heard this on a podcast[37:18 → 37:21]

the other day like the fucking unkill of a soldier[37:21 → 37:24]

took like 30 hits[37:24 → 37:25]

of meth during war two ran for like eight days ran like 80 something miles.[37:25 → 37:32]

Of course you would find a running story with me.[37:32 → 37:34]

It was it was on.[37:34 → 37:35]

I sent you guys the podcast.[37:35 → 37:37]

I'm pretty sure it was on that modern wisdom one.[37:37 → 37:39]

I completely.[37:39 → 37:40]

But he talks it's just it's just okay cool.[37:40 → 37:44]

It's for your health. Do met them.[37:44 → 37:47]

Run. Yeah. No, that's just what they happen to talk about in that one. But now his story[37:47 → 37:52]

is fucking crazy. So that makes sense. I could be a Yeti. The dude, he runs through[37:52 → 37:57]

like he runs. He thinks it's his guys. He's like, yes, I found my camp gets into the camp,[37:57 → 38:02]

realize it's a rushing camp and just fucking keeps[38:02 → 38:05]

skiing through the camp scared and they all start chasing him and he's just like[38:05 → 38:09]

It was like an eight-day thing[38:11 → 38:13]

He was up for eight days[38:13 → 38:15]

Yeah, well he slept some but eight some number[38:15 → 38:18]

It was like it was like eight days[38:18 → 38:19]

It was like 30 hits like melted through his pocket or something is that that, you guys ever seen the movie SLC Punk?[38:19 → 38:25]

- No. - What does that?[38:25 → 38:27]

- He had like so many hits of acid in his pocket[38:27 → 38:29]

and he was running away from like the school cop[38:29 → 38:32]

and he was on the football field[38:32 → 38:34]

and the sprinklers turned on[38:34 → 38:36]

and it melted the acid in his pocket into his body[38:36 → 38:39]

and he like freaked out.[38:39 → 38:40]

- So that's what, well I'm thinking of that.[38:40 → 38:41]

- Randomly reminded me of it.[38:41 → 38:43]

- Well that made me think of that movie with[38:43 → 38:46]

Oh God, Chris was a Jason Statham and it was like a adrenaline or something like that.[38:47 → 38:51]

He had to like[38:51 → 38:52]

Keep it like[38:52 → 38:53]

Oh yeah.[38:53 → 38:54]

Had a constantly crank crank.[38:54 → 38:56]

That's what it was.[38:56 → 38:56]

Yeah.[38:56 → 38:57]

That's what that's what made me.[38:57 → 38:58]

That was awesome.[38:58 → 38:59]

That's a great movie.[38:59 → 39:00]

He's like, I got to get my adrenaline up.[39:00 → 39:02]

So he fucks the girl in the middle of the[39:02 → 39:04]

Well, someone someone asked me recently. They're like, what's he in? Like my journal up so he fucks the girl in the middle of the fuck someone someone asked me recently[39:04 → 39:06]

They're like what's he in like what what does he do?[39:06 → 39:09]

I was like he's an action star and like well[39:09 → 39:10]

What is he and I that's the only thing I reverted to like there's a great movie called bekeeper[39:10 → 39:16]

For man transport. Yeah the beekeeper with the the[39:17 → 39:21]

Working man is his new one. I haven't seen any of the new ones yet.[39:22 → 39:26]

Let me--[39:26 → 39:27]

They're all the same.[39:27 → 39:29]

Back to the subject.[39:29 → 39:29]

Lock stock.[39:29 → 39:30]

Maybe Bigfoot is more intelligent than humans.[39:30 → 39:34]

And think of him like a jaguar.[39:34 → 39:37]

Other predators that hides from its prey to the point[39:37 → 39:41]

that no one knows they are there until they are jumping[39:41 → 39:44]

on their back[39:44 → 39:45]

Maybe or what about this yeah, but they see Jaguars all over the place[39:45 → 39:49]

What about this? There's so many subterranean tunnels and caves out there and there's a big cave systems[39:50 → 39:55]

There's all these big cave systems underground. I think they may live underground[39:55 → 39:59]

You think there's like little tunnels that no one else has found that they somehow like lift a room.[40:00 → 40:05]

Well we know about them.[40:05 → 40:06]

Like a little bank, you know those bank little tubes you put in.[40:06 → 40:10]

Oh I have seen videos where they're like, "The fucking...[40:10 → 40:12]

It's like a blur, like this shaking picture of like a doorway and a mountain.[40:12 → 40:17]

So we just opened it, oh there goes the game."[40:17 → 40:19]

I've seen that.[40:19 → 40:20]

What is like AI stuff going on?[40:20 → 40:22]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah.[40:22 → 40:23]

I mean, does it real?[40:23 → 40:24]

I'm just coming up with explanations here guys.[40:24 → 40:27]

- Where does, where does that make sound?[40:27 → 40:28]

- I like that, that's kind of a good idea.[40:28 → 40:29]

- Where is it?[40:29 → 40:30]

- 'Cause I don't like Mount Shasta and stuff.[40:30 → 40:31]

It's like famous for that kind of shit.[40:31 → 40:33]

- But that goes back into the whole missing 411[40:33 → 40:35]

or whatever with all the national parks[40:35 → 40:37]

and people missing when they go out into the forest, right?[40:37 → 40:41]

I mean, what's to say that these people[40:41 → 40:43]

aren't dying[40:43 → 40:46]

from encountering a fucking Bigfoot, who knows?[40:46 → 40:49]

I mean--[40:49 → 40:50]

You don't think in the last 50 years in North America[40:50 → 40:53]

that there's been no credible story about someone[40:53 → 40:56]

actually being murdered by a giant hairy person?[40:56 → 40:58]

Yeah, because they've got a nine foot tall.[40:58 → 41:02]

What about--[41:02 → 41:03]

Because they go missing and there's no stores to tell.[41:03 → 41:05]

- There are giant predatory creatures that we know about.[41:05 → 41:10]

Lions and bears.[41:10 → 41:11]

- Tigers. - Yeah.[41:11 → 41:12]

- Oh my.[41:12 → 41:13]

- Well mountain lions, not tigers,[41:13 → 41:16]

but mountain lions will fuck you up too.[41:16 → 41:18]

- Here we go.[41:18 → 41:19]

Their senses are better than ours,[41:19 → 41:20]

needed to survive.[41:20 → 41:21]

Like someone that is blind, their hearing is heightened, and other and other senses yeah right so that's is that a possibility that[41:21 → 41:29]

they are just like so much more I would have stronger and just I would[41:29 → 41:33]

assume they're more in tune to like the wilderness because they're you know[41:33 → 41:38]

do you think they're like predator honestly like like they just somehow[41:38 → 41:41]

just have this ability it's not - I would assume if it was real,[41:41 → 41:46]

it's gonna be like an herbivore.[41:46 → 41:48]

I mean, no, it's got to--[41:50 → 41:51]

- To your point, there's been no stories about like[41:51 → 41:53]

the killing. - Gorilla's herbivores.[41:53 → 41:56]

But they are damn strong and they would destroy you.[41:57 → 42:01]

I just, it's like large primates.[42:03 → 42:06]

It's going to be air rewards.[42:06 → 42:07]

There are omnivore ones.[42:07 → 42:08]

But it's another question.[42:08 → 42:10]

Like, another point here is how many people[42:10 → 42:12]

go missing in the four-seat year?[42:12 → 42:14]

That's what I'm saying.[42:14 → 42:15]

I mean--[42:15 → 42:16]

Oh, that's what you're saying.[42:16 → 42:17]

That's what I'm saying.[42:17 → 42:18]

I've said that three times.[42:18 → 42:19]

He keeps saying that's missing 411 or something.[42:19 → 42:22]

Do you guys not know what that is?[42:22 → 42:23]

No.[42:23 → 42:24]

You don't know what the, okay.[42:24 → 42:25]

- Is it like 411 people missing?[42:25 → 42:28]

- No, it's, or is that missing 411?[42:29 → 42:32]

- I think it's missing 411, hold on.[42:32 → 42:34]

- Like 311. - I will do a quick[42:34 → 42:36]

- Call 411, 311, like T-Mobile 611 for help.[42:36 → 42:40]

911.[42:42 → 42:43]

911's like 411. Are you saying that or is he saying for one? He keeps saying for 11. Keep saying missing for[42:48 → 42:53]

11. Okay, what is missing for 11? So what is missing for 11?[42:53 → 42:58]

David Pilitis investigates cases of people vanishing under[42:58 → 43:03]

mysterious circumstances, particularly in U.S. national[43:03 → 43:07]

parks force and remote areas, many cases lack logical explanations and search efforts[43:07 → 43:12]

often yield strange results.[43:12 → 43:15]

Common themes in these disappearances, sudden vanishing without a trace, even with experienced[43:15 → 43:21]

hikers, bodies found in impossible locations like high-up cliffs[43:21 → 43:25]

or miles away from where they disappeared.[43:25 → 43:28]

Clothes and shoes were moved, sometimes folded neatly.[43:28 → 43:32]

And then also no memory of what happened if the person is found alive.[43:32 → 43:36]

Tracking dogs are unable to find or are unable to pick up a scent and often occurs near[43:36 → 43:42]

boulders, boulder field swamps and bodies of water.[43:42 → 43:45]

So that's what the Missing 411 is.[43:45 → 43:50]

So it's not 411 people but it's just like the name for it.[43:50 → 43:57]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.[43:57 → 43:58]

Interesting.[43:58 → 43:59]

So it's like, hey, there's a shit ton of people missing in the woods each year, Missing[43:59 → 44:04]

411, we'll call that. Yeah, it's a shit ton of people missing in the woods each year missing 411, we'll call that.[44:04 → 44:06]

- Yeah, it's a big thing.[44:06 → 44:08]

There's several different, in this big foot.[44:08 → 44:12]

- Documentaries and things like that.[44:12 → 44:13]

- I'm not saying that's all Bigfoot.[44:13 → 44:15]

- How many people are missing each year?[44:16 → 44:19]

Does it say?[44:19 → 44:19]

- I'll look that up.[44:19 → 44:21]

- Look at your phone, is that quicker?[44:21 → 44:22]

Is your computer? - No, it's quicker on here. - Because, I mean, I know we're on the top,[44:22 → 44:28]

I get Bigfoot, and it's like, oh,[44:28 → 44:31]

like if you went missing Chris,[44:31 → 44:32]

I wouldn't be like, it's fucking Bigfoot.[44:32 → 44:33]

Bigfoot took him in, you know,[44:33 → 44:36]

and sorry, sorry, Chris,[44:36 → 44:40]

but we'll never find you again,[44:40 → 44:42]

you're interdimensional now.[44:42 → 44:44]

That's not the first thing I go to[44:44 → 44:45]

but[44:46 → 44:48]

If there was some proof other than a blurry-ass fucking photo or a video[44:48 → 44:53]

Something I would I would I would be there. I would totally be here[44:55 → 44:59]

Why do you want excuse me? Why do you want to believe in Bigfoot? Let me ask you that.[45:00 → 45:05]

I just like believing in some other, like there's enough Bigfoot out there that they're[45:05 → 45:09]

fucking and having big foot babies and they're keeping life throughout these years.[45:09 → 45:16]

I believe that as a human species, we think we'd know everything that there is to know[45:16 → 45:22]

about the earth.[45:22 → 45:24]

And I don't think that's the case.[45:24 → 45:26]

And I think that there's an absolute possibility that there's a large primate that we have not found.[45:26 → 45:34]

There's been species that we thought were extinct millions of years ago,[45:34 → 45:38]

and we find them in the oceans.[45:38 → 45:40]

Granted, that's the oceans. Don't get me started.[45:40 → 45:42]

No, like Nessie.[45:42 → 45:44]

No, no, no. get me started, no. - Like Nessie? (laughing) - No, no, no, no.[45:44 → 45:45]

- Go, go, yeah.[45:45 → 45:47]

- Anyways, but I do think that there's a possibility[45:47 → 45:51]

that there's something out there that we don't know,[45:51 → 45:53]

and it is out there.[45:53 → 45:55]

I like to believe that we don't know everything[45:55 → 45:57]

that there is to know, and we have plenty to learn still.[45:57 → 46:01]

- Yeah, I think there's a fuck ton of spiders[46:01 → 46:02]

we haven't found yet.[46:02 → 46:03]

- I mean, I don't think it's a fucking nine foot tall eight. I mean, but the good point here is how many species of[46:03 → 46:10]

animals are found every year. Right. So it's like, we still believe that, hey, we know a lot of things[46:10 → 46:16]

and we're at kind of a peak in the world. But do you have a number? I talked about earlier, like,[46:16 → 46:21]

there's plenty of areas in the world that we haven't necessarily discovered.[46:21 → 46:25]

Or--[46:25 → 46:26]

My thing would be like what it was that the thylacine--[46:26 → 46:29]

find me a thylacine and then I'll start believing in me.[46:29 → 46:32]

What is that?[46:32 → 46:33]

Tasmanian devil.[46:33 → 46:35]

Oh, yeah.[46:35 → 46:35]

Find me one of those because supposedly those are still alive.[46:35 → 46:39]

That was a real thing.[46:39 → 46:40]

For sure.[46:40 → 46:41]

Do you think they sound the size of them?[46:41 → 46:43]

Oh, I can't remember.[46:43 → 46:44]

[INTERPOSING VOICES] Oh, no. that's not what they sound like there is a recording of[46:44 → 46:48]

one you hear that they they found or that the the dodo bird is not extinct[46:48 → 46:53]

anymore I have not heard I mean any more like is like the mammoth like we[46:53 → 46:57]

like DNA did they found another one and then they they found another dodo[46:57 → 47:02]

yeah I found another dodo bird so it was one sixteenth and they it's not extinct anymore[47:02 → 47:07]

But to go back to your question earlier[47:11 → 47:14]

We passing up the dodo bird[47:15 → 47:17]

To answer your question. Oh look at he's finally using his phone for something[47:18 → 47:22]

Oh, look, he's finally using his phone for something. I have.[47:22 → 47:23]

He's been texting the whole time.[47:23 → 47:26]

No, no, no.[47:26 → 47:27]

While there is no precise annual figure for people[47:27 → 47:29]

going missing in US national parks, at least 1,180 people[47:29 → 47:34]

were reported missing from US national parks[47:34 → 47:36]

between 2018 and early 2020-30.[47:36 → 47:41]

OK.[47:41 → 47:42]

Yeah, there's 1662.[47:42 → 47:44]

Yeah, but also, too, it's like,[47:44 → 47:46]

we're finding new species of some animal[47:46 → 47:48]

that we already know of, but not some nine foot tall,[47:48 → 47:53]

giant freak walking around.[47:53 → 47:56]

You know, it's not something brand spanking new,[47:56 → 48:00]

it's like a different shade, a different color of something.[48:00 → 48:04]

- Right. - You know, it's like a different shade, a different color or something.[48:04 → 48:05]

You know, it's like, okay.[48:05 → 48:06]

But a nine foot tall, 14 foot size shoe,[48:06 → 48:11]

I don't know, like 14 inch.[48:14 → 48:17]

I'm just trying to be crazy with it.[48:17 → 48:19]

You know, like, yeah, I don't know, I don't know.[48:19 → 48:22]

It seems unlikely.[48:22 → 48:24]

So yeah, so-- Oh shit. what I saw about the dodo bird[48:24 → 48:27]

I was I was incorrect. They didn't find one. They're[48:27 → 48:30]

Creating one[48:31 → 48:32]

Oh the extinction effort is what it is. Oh Jurassic. Yeah[48:32 → 48:36]

Like we were gonna do a velociraptor, but then Jurassic Park we watched it[48:40 → 48:44]

They're like we were gonna do a velociraptor, but then Jurassic Park we watched it[48:44 → 48:46]

Do know birds is big still but we're gonna do it. We think we can handle it. Well, they created a[48:51 → 48:52]

Like I'm was it like the woolly mammoth mouse[48:54 → 48:55]

Basically, it's like a mouse, but it's like just real like real furry like extra fur[48:59 → 49:00]

And they're working their way to recreate in the woolly mammoth. Yeah. Yeah, Russia's doing it. I think they've already started.[49:05 → 49:06]

Yeah.[49:06 → 49:07]

Yeah, because they're going to mix it with, they found the, they get the DNA and they're[49:07 → 49:11]

going to mix it with an Indiana elephant.[49:11 → 49:13]

Yeah.[49:13 → 49:14]

Yeah, that'll be fun.[49:14 → 49:15]

Yeah.[49:15 → 49:16]

That's been a topic of discussion for years too because they found the mammoth and like,[49:16 → 49:21]

what if they Jurassic Park it.[49:21 → 49:23]

And then they talked about that's kind of what they're doing.[49:23 → 49:25]

And so he's been a joke like, we don't have that[49:25 → 49:29]

turns out.[49:29 → 49:30]

We could also talk about the mammoth sightings in--[49:30 → 49:33]

Shot off.[49:33 → 49:34]

Shot off.[49:34 → 49:36]

There's mammoth sightings in Alaska.[49:36 → 49:38]

No.[49:38 → 49:40]

Let me bring it up real quick.[49:40 → 49:41]

It's just fucking meth, guys.[49:41 → 49:43]

It's just meth. It's just meth. There's no really good meth[49:43 → 49:47]

Is it was really windy and someone shed blue across the lake? Oh my god[49:47 → 49:52]

Well, let me ask you this Chris cuz I feel like do you believe there's mameth in Alaska? I mean no[49:53 → 49:58]

I'm just I feel like you just believe in all the conspirators like you know, I don't believe it[49:58 → 50:02]

Well hear me out hear me David, is a mammoth.[50:02 → 50:06]

We know that's possible.[50:06 → 50:08]

We know it's been here.[50:08 → 50:09]

It's a thing.[50:09 → 50:10]

We know, we found it.[50:10 → 50:12]

Bigfoot is just something that we've ever existed.[50:12 → 50:16]

We found--[50:16 → 50:18]

- Well, there's the Australia-Pithecus argument,[50:18 → 50:20]

but that was one little bone, like,[50:20 → 50:23]

a little tiny bone. They're like, yep, it's nine-foot-tall eight. - Yeah. - From one little bone like a little tiny bone they're like yep it's[50:23 → 50:25]

nine foot tall eight yeah to me setting it up is like with a big foot it's it's[50:25 → 50:32]

been it's been damaged from the beginning it I wanted it as a kid I always[50:32 → 50:37]

wanted it too but it's yeah there's great books in the media library whatever[50:37 → 50:41]

nothing good but Christ convincing Chris what are the odds one to ten ten Books in the media center library. Whatever. Nothing good. But.[50:41 → 50:45]

Chris. And convincing. Chris.[50:45 → 50:47]

What are the odds?[50:47 → 50:48]

One to 10, 10 being it's real.[50:48 → 50:51]

One being it's not real.[50:51 → 50:53]

What do you think Bigfoot.[50:53 → 50:54]

Is in terms of a one to 10.[50:55 → 50:58]

I gave Bigfoot a 7.5.[50:58 → 51:01]

A 7.5.[51:01 → 51:02]

Wow.[51:03 → 51:04]

Yeah. Wow. And I know you David's a zero. What about you? I'm right there[51:04 → 51:11]

with the monus. Hear me out is I do think it's possible that, you know, there are some[51:11 → 51:16]

things we haven't necessarily found. I think a lot of those might be either in the Amazon[51:16 → 51:21]

forest or the ocean. I just don't know if they're in the Pacific[51:21 → 51:26]

Northwest or even the Yeti. I know it's 0.001 with you with the Yeti compared to the[51:26 → 51:32]

big foot. I just like that. I just don't know. That location better. I get you. I'm with you[51:32 → 51:36]

on that. It hasn't been tarnished enough. But me personally, I just, you know, seeing[51:36 → 51:42]

is believing is it possible there's something out there[51:42 → 51:45]

that's animal like mixed with humans and apes and sure.[51:45 → 51:50]

I just don't, I don't know.[51:51 → 51:54]

I just can't, I can't jump on board with it.[51:54 → 51:57]

I can't.[51:57 → 51:57]

- I think it was in too many cartoons.[51:57 → 51:59]

- I have seen it. - Too many TV shows growing up.[51:59 → 52:01]

It's just built into our persona to think it's real.[52:01 → 52:04]

It's not, there our persona to think it's real. It's not.[52:04 → 52:05]

There's no good evidence.[52:05 → 52:07]

I don't know. You watch Finding Bigfoot. You was here.[52:07 → 52:12]

You had that fucking show.[52:12 → 52:14]

Did you hear that? Did you hear that thing along the tree? Like, oh, yeah, I heard that.[52:14 → 52:19]

I will say with that show, it's a ton of bullshit.[52:19 → 52:22]

I mean, I loved watching it.[52:22 → 52:24]

Whoa, what show? It was called Finding Bigfoot. still it's still going they're still looking for oh yeah[52:24 → 52:28]

how many seasons these like eight seasons are so I mean I've heard of this[52:28 → 52:32]

there's a story going around it hasn't do with Bigfoot but it's the[52:32 → 52:39]

paranormal it's ghosts there's a ghost show. And this guy's wife hired a hitman to kill him.[52:39 → 52:47]

- Was this a Zac, I think so.[52:48 → 52:51]

- Yeah.[52:51 → 52:52]

- That guy's a piece of shit.[52:52 → 52:53]

I hate that guy.[52:53 → 52:54]

- Okay, well he doesn't deserve die, I'm sure.[52:54 → 52:56]

- No, no, no, no, no.[52:56 → 52:57]

- Just 'cause you're an asshole[52:57 → 52:58]

doesn't mean you deserve your wife[52:58 → 53:00]

to take all your money and you need to be murdered.[53:00 → 53:03]

- No, no, yeah, I see what you're saying,[53:03 → 53:04]

but no, like his show is--[53:04 → 53:08]

You could tell it's all dramatized and not real.[53:08 → 53:11]

There's so many others.[53:11 → 53:13]

How do you keep up with ghosts that[53:13 → 53:15]

are real in a show that's repeatable every couple weeks?[53:15 → 53:20]

It's the acting that goes along with it.[53:20 → 53:22]

He overacts everything that he does.[53:22 → 53:24]

It's in, dude, If you ever watch Ghost Adventures[53:24 → 53:27]

It's bad[53:27 → 53:29]

Like I don't it's so my so me and my dad[53:29 → 53:33]

That's like one of the things that we bombed over is like go shows[53:33 → 53:35]

So whenever I go over there, that's like that's what we're watching and my niece Abby is like all about it too[53:35 → 53:41]

And she's like when we're all three there. she's like can we put the go shows on yeah and so like I refuse to watch that because the way[53:41 → 53:52]

that he overacts but there are other people have to do that to keep your[53:52 → 53:55]

attention it's a show like you gotta like repeat this every so often sure I[53:55 → 54:01]

mean but there are probably the only one that's been able to like see that many ghosts. No, there's so many other shows that are way better[54:01 → 54:07]

Destination is a destination X[54:09 → 54:11]

I get in trouble for this anytime I say it's the guy that looks like you Joey[54:14 → 54:18]

Dang it, what's it called? Oh, you shared that one time, right? I think[54:20 → 54:24]

Looking guy he really is I'm God, dang it. What's it called? Oh, you shared that one time, right? Yeah. I think he's a really good- He's a really good-looking guy.[54:25 → 54:26]

He really is.[54:26 → 54:27]

(laughs)[54:27 → 54:28]

He's great.[54:28 → 54:29]

But no, they do ghost stuff all the time.[54:30 → 54:34]

Expedition X, that's what it is.[54:34 → 54:36]

Gotcha.[54:36 → 54:37]

And they do ghost shows a fair amount of time.[54:37 → 54:40]

They also do like cryptid stuff and stuff like that.[54:40 → 54:44]

But they actually have good evidence, right?[54:44 → 54:49]

They actually have good like where you see shadows[54:50 → 54:54]

running through and stuff like that.[54:54 → 54:57]

- Yeah.[54:57 → 54:57]

- They've got good shadow images compared[54:57 → 55:01]

to the bad shadow images.[55:01 → 55:02]

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.[55:02 → 55:04]

Hold on.[55:04 → 55:05]

The reason why I looked at David just now is[55:05 → 55:07]

because what he said was stupid.[55:07 → 55:09]

- Correct.[55:09 → 55:10]

(laughs)[55:10 → 55:12]

You can't be like, I believe that because it's on a show[55:12 → 55:15]

on Discovery or whatever.[55:15 → 55:17]

Like they're doing it for money.[55:17 → 55:20]

What they're doing is getting us really engaged.[55:20 → 55:24]

- Although I did watch Finding Hitler.[55:24 → 55:25]

It doesn't mean it's not real that I believe[55:25 → 55:28]

that there might be some spirits or who don't.[55:28 → 55:29]

I did watch that show Finding Hitler as a kid[55:29 → 55:31]

and I was like, I was like,[55:31 → 55:33]

God, I really fucking, this makes a lot of sense.[55:33 → 55:35]

It's assumed pretty legit.[55:35 → 55:37]

And I was made fun of by people at the time.[55:37 → 55:39]

And then now it's like, oh, what the fuck?[55:39 → 55:43]

Yeah, and then the Argentina?[55:43 → 55:45]

President declassifies documents saying that'll be the the next the next episode[55:46 → 55:51]

By the way the guys I don't know how to touch that one yet. Well, we got a way because you never know[55:51 → 55:57]

But the guy's name is Josh Gates by the way that my guy that yeah, the handsome gentleman that[55:57 → 56:03]

Dude it's dude it's a[56:04 → 56:05]

it's a spid nippage I think I know who it is do you think I'm pretty sure[56:05 → 56:09]

anywhere's like cargo pants and a hat is an archaeologist yeah he's got a[56:09 → 56:14]

fucking like Indiana Jones hat yeah yeah I know it is do you think maybe big[56:14 → 56:19]

foot is made up story to keep kids obedient back in the day. - Oh, like the Boogie Man? - Yeah.[56:19 → 56:27]

Anything is possible, but I have my belief. But anything is possible.[56:30 → 56:31]

He could be completely falsified.[56:31 → 56:34]

He could be completely, you know, everybody,[56:34 → 56:37]

you know, all these people are wanting[56:37 → 56:38]

to hoax the same thing, sure.[56:38 → 56:40]

Just like the UFO theory.[56:40 → 56:41]

- I just think a lot of people are seeing things[56:41 → 56:44]

not and just imagining what they want. - Just like the UFOs. Everybody's just think a lot of people are seeing things not and just[56:44 → 56:46]

Imagining what they want just like the UFOs everybody's throwing frisbees in the air and taking pictures of them[56:46 → 56:50]

You know, but here's my thing is UFOs and it's kind of like old people versus young people old people can't tell when they're being scammed[56:50 → 56:59]

They're just not used to the internet or anything. It's fake, you know, whatever[56:59 → 57:03]

There's a lot of things that it I feel like I'm one of those people that can really tell[57:04 → 57:08]

the difference between like a CGI or AI type thing now.[57:08 → 57:11]

Oh, you're better than everybody.[57:11 → 57:12]

I've been fooled before.[57:12 → 57:13]

I've been fooled recently, for sure.[57:13 → 57:18]

But I feel like I'm just one of those.[57:18 → 57:20]

I just don't do it.[57:20 → 57:22]

I can tell part of it.[57:22 → 57:24]

I've just kind of gotten to the point now where I just[57:24 → 57:25]

seem they're all fake when I see them.[57:25 → 57:29]

That's a good way to deal with anything I see on my phone[57:29 → 57:33]

is real.[57:33 → 57:34]

So just going back then.[57:34 → 57:35]

So if you saw Bigfoot's red rocket,[57:35 → 57:39]

you'd be like, that's fake.[57:39 → 57:41]

Probably am.[57:41 → 57:42]

OK.[57:42 → 57:44]

So, (laughs)[57:44 → 57:46]

David, you're starting to go on hunts and things like that.[57:46 → 57:49]

Say you go on a hunt up in the northern areas,[57:49 → 57:52]

and you see something strange out there.[57:52 → 57:54]

You're not gonna think Bigfoot at all.[57:54 → 57:56]

But of course I'm gonna think Bigfoot.[57:56 → 57:58]

That's your first thing.[57:58 → 57:59]

I'm gonna be like, what the fuck is that?[57:59 → 58:01]

But I'm gonna think it's a bear,[58:01 → 58:02]

but Bigfoot's definitely gonna be on my mind the entire time so it's not outside the realm of[58:02 → 58:06]

possibility I told you I would love for Bigfoot to be real it just don't[58:06 → 58:11]

think he is so it's better than zero percent no zero percent I do not think[58:11 → 58:17]

that's one of the first I think your mind is better than zero percent that's[58:17 → 58:20]

all I'm trying to prove here that doesn't that's not no I it's a hundred percent not real Joey[58:20 → 58:26]

Yeah, just like it's just like when you walk through a dark house[58:27 → 58:31]

I think there's monsters in the fucking closet you're saying if I ran into some scenario in the woods[58:31 → 58:35]

Would I immediately think Bigfoot is that the question? Yeah, I would never immediately think yeah[58:35 → 58:40]

Not like immediately unless something came behind me and I felt fur, I could tell that it was on like two legs and I knew it wasn't a bear right away.[58:40 → 58:50]

Yeah, I mean I would have seen that would go bare.[58:50 → 58:52]

At one point during my abduction, I would think that it's a fucking bigfoot, for sure.[58:52 → 58:58]

But I don't know if it would immediately think that it was...[58:58 → 59:02]

Yeah, it'd probably go bare.[59:02 → 59:03]

But I mean like, I mean I've been running the woods just here and like there's like you'll be[59:03 → 59:08]

running in a thicker parts and you'll see flashes and you'll think something's[59:08 → 59:11]

over there I mean like runners highs a little weird sometimes but like I think[59:11 → 59:16]

I see big ass fucking things out there and I'm like what the and you'd be like[59:16 → 59:19]

oh well what do you think and I always go oh this is what people do is they just[59:19 → 59:24]

catch a glimpse[59:24 → 59:25]

of something that looks like a shadowy figure, and then when they are able to focus, it's[59:25 → 59:30]

gone.[59:30 → 59:31]

So they're like, I fucking saw him.[59:31 → 59:32]

Do you think there'll be a time and even now or the future where we'll have technology[59:32 → 59:39]

that does not blur and Bigfoot will still be blurry.[59:39 → 59:45]

- Maybe Bigfoot is Gary.[59:45 → 59:46]

- Again, to my painting.[59:46 → 59:48]

- We don't know.[59:48 → 59:49]

Maybe he is just blurry.[59:49 → 59:50]

And these are very crisp pictures.[59:50 → 59:52]

- He could be just blurry, but to my point earlier,[59:52 → 59:54]

it's like we get these amazing pictures of,[59:54 → 59:57]

this is Jupiter, or this is Mars.[59:57 → 60:00]

And here's in 4K, and it's like still a blurry--[60:00 → 60:03]

- I know you said that you've seen clear photos, Chris.[60:03 → 60:05]

No, no, no, no.[60:05 → 60:06]

What I'm talking about those pictures, those are long exposures.[60:06 → 60:08]

And those are also composites of more fucking pictures in the same thing.[60:08 → 60:13]

That's a completely different fucking thing than what?[60:13 → 60:17]

Oh, 10,000 reports and we can catch a fucking rocket on chopsticks[60:18 → 60:25]

And we don't have a fucking picture of bigfoot[60:27 → 60:29]

And I say and I say we loosely because I can't catch shit on chopsticks[60:34 → 60:34]

Maybe piece of chicken. I like it. Yeah, not if it's thrown at me. I don't know if it's comparable here, but I[60:41 → 60:42]

Don't know Bigfoot to stretch. Do you have any other like, is there any like really good sightings?[60:45 → 60:47]

Like, has anyone ever been molested by Bigfoot?[60:47 → 60:50]

What the fuck?[60:50 → 60:51]

(laughs)[60:51 → 60:52]

Molested by a Bigfoot.[60:52 → 60:54]

I don't know, I'm just like, what is out there[60:54 → 60:56]

besides someone being like,[60:56 → 60:58]

there's a crazy hairy man walking, let's videotape it.[60:58 → 61:01]

Is there any interaction that you've seen with Bigfoot?[61:01 → 61:05]

Yeah, there has been. Other than the Patterson-Gimlin footage, which is not[61:05 → 61:11]

real, which is absolutely real. It is not. It's absolutely not. It is.[61:11 → 61:18]

It's not. Wait, wait, when you say it is, you want it to be real or do you know[61:18 → 61:24]

that they've said it's not real[61:24 → 61:26]

But you want to believe that it's still real. It's definitely real[61:26 → 61:29]

That answers yeah, he knows it's not real. Okay. I know it's real[61:30 → 61:35]

He said it's not real. He said he made it up. I'm gonna[61:36 → 61:39]

I'm gonna read where he got the costume. I'm gonna read something here[61:39 → 61:42]

So Bigfoot is it a lost primate or something more?[61:43 → 61:48]

- Nope, neither.[61:48 → 61:50]

- Some scientists like primatologist Jane Goodall,[61:50 → 61:55]

think Bigfoot could be--[61:56 → 61:57]

- Jane Goodall, yeah.[61:57 → 61:58]

- Not Goodall.[61:59 → 62:00]

- Okay, could be a real undiscovered primate, like a cousin[62:00 → 62:06]

to some giant word that I'm not going to even pronounce,[62:06 → 62:10]

a giant ape that lived in Asia 100,000 years ago.[62:10 → 62:15]

I was really into the case.[62:15 → 62:16]

Yep.[62:16 → 62:17]

And stood 10 feet tall.[62:17 → 62:20]

And fossils show that this giant ape ate bamboo.[62:20 → 62:25]

But if it crossed this bridge to North America[62:25 → 62:31]

during the Ice Age, it could have evolved into Bigfoot.[62:31 → 62:37]

And others like cryptozoologists John Kirk say that Bigfoot might be paranormal like you mentioned.[62:37 → 62:50]

Some witnesses claim he disappears in the thin air.[62:50 → 62:53]

Yeah, fuck off.[62:53 → 62:56]

Interdimensional dude.[62:56 → 62:58]

These trail runners out there.[62:58 → 63:00]

Here we go.[63:00 → 63:01]

Fucking tripping bulls.[63:01 → 63:02]

That's in 2023.[63:02 → 63:03]

So this is relevant.[63:03 → 63:05]

A study from the University of Washington found that the Pacific Northwest has enough forest,[63:07 → 63:11]

over 5 million acres to support a population[63:11 → 63:14]

of 1,000 large primates.[63:14 → 63:17]

So maybe Bigfoot's been hiding in plain sight[63:17 → 63:20]

and we don't even know it.[63:20 → 63:21]

So we're going back to the,[63:21 → 63:22]

have we seen every piece of our land looking cranny[63:22 → 63:26]

No, can cranny probably not[63:26 → 63:28]

I think we have but to the point of has there been enough of this species to keep themselves alive over time[63:29 → 63:37]

Maybe if they are in caves that would make sense like Osama bin Laden was in a cave, right?[63:39 → 63:44]

I just don't see yeah now thousand I don't know[63:44 → 63:47]

No different things you can say that make it more plausible, but it doesn't change my[63:49 → 63:55]

What would it what would it take for you David a picture would be no no good start?[63:56 → 64:03]

A picture Would be no no good start David a picture[64:05 → 64:07]

So so if I showed you a picture right now, you'd be like a good one. What's a good one?[64:07 → 64:11]

I don't know what that looks real[64:11 → 64:13]

I mean something slightly better than that last one he showed me[64:15 → 64:18]

That's that was fake as fuck[64:18 → 64:20]

No, I just haven't seen anything that's convincing.[64:21 → 64:25]

But what's that scientist's name?[64:25 → 64:28]

I forgot who it is, what's his name.[64:28 → 64:29]

But he has his own show, pretty well-known scientist.[64:29 → 64:33]

But he was like talking about, on some podcast,[64:33 → 64:36]

about like, let's say, Flat Earth.[64:36 → 64:38]

And he was like, I was talking to somebody, and they're like,[64:38 → 64:40]

oh, yeah, there's a flat.[64:40 → 64:41]

He's like, well, OK, well, what would it take to prove that it's[64:41 → 64:44]

not? He's like a pitcher. Is it OK? in there like, "Oh yeah, the earth slides." Like, "Okay, well what would it take to prove that it's not?"[64:44 → 64:46]

He's like a pitcher.[64:46 → 64:48]

Is that okay?[64:48 → 64:48]

So he looked up a pitcher and showed it with him.[64:48 → 64:51]

He's like, "Well that pitcher's fake."[64:51 → 64:52]

And he goes, "Okay, well we're done."[64:52 → 64:55]

You told me what it would take.[64:55 → 64:56]

And I showed you that and you're not open to,[64:56 → 65:00]

you know, accepting that that's real.[65:00 → 65:02]

So you're just gonna go around in circles.[65:02 → 65:04]

And so when you say picture,[65:04 → 65:05]

that's the thing that comes in my mind.[65:05 → 65:07]

- Yeah, yeah. - Me, I would.[65:07 → 65:08]

- I mean, it'd be tough.[65:08 → 65:09]

I'd wanna see it myself.[65:09 → 65:10]

- Yeah.[65:10 → 65:11]

- A body would be nice.[65:11 → 65:12]

- There would have to be multiple,[65:12 → 65:13]

clear images slash videos slash first hand accounts[65:13 → 65:18]

of somebody.[65:19 → 65:21]

- Is this your video, Chris?[65:21 → 65:22]

- Well, I just found one that I've seen before[65:22 → 65:24]

and I think is real.[65:24 → 65:25]

This is the Provo Canyon Bigfoot sighting off-trail, and[65:25 → 65:29]

we will definitely post this with with the episode on our socials. Is the...[65:30 → 65:37]

Can you see it? Yeah. Is it on the play button?[65:39 → 65:42]

Okay. Okay.[65:47 → 65:48]

All right. Yeah. This is the one I've seen before. That just looks like a dude.[65:49 → 65:53]

Wait, so this guy's setting up prior.[65:53 → 65:55]

No, they found it. They saw him up there.[65:56 → 65:58]

And the guy actually throws a rock at them.[65:59 → 66:02]

Of course he's fucking shaking and moving[66:03 → 66:05]

Come on[66:06 → 66:07]

Are you fucking like where's the ready where's the things when something crazy is happening?[66:07 → 66:11]

Where's the rest of that video? Yeah, correct to say you're 12 second video, and it's not it's like it looks like a dude in a gilly suit[66:11 → 66:20]

Chris Chris you do not got to do this right now. - I'm feel attacked. So I'm going to-[66:21 → 66:25]

- I'm sorry.[66:25 → 66:26]

- No, you can look up actual legit like big foot bullshit.[66:26 → 66:29]

And we can post it on my own approved, actually no, I like how you say all the bullshit you dig it.[66:29 → 66:37]

- That was the bullshit that I just solved.[66:37 → 66:39]

- That video kind of sucked.[66:39 → 66:41]

- That's what I'm talking about.[66:41 → 66:42]

- I mean like fake patents in videos.[66:42 → 66:43]

- I mean like fake patents in videos.[66:43 → 66:44]

- I mean like fake patents in videos. - I mean like fake patents in videos. - I mean like fake patents in videos. - That video kind of sucked. (laughing)[66:44 → 66:47]

- But that's what I'm talking about.[66:47 → 66:48]

- I mean like fake pet and somebody.[66:48 → 66:49]

- What are you seeing right there?[66:49 → 66:50]

What are you seeing in that video?[66:50 → 66:52]

You're seeing someone shaking the fucking phone,[66:52 → 66:54]

and you're seeing a dark figure by a tree,[66:54 → 66:56]

and you don't even like,[66:56 → 66:58]

that's why-- - And that figure[66:58 → 66:59]

doesn't even look very big.[66:59 → 67:00]

- When something crazy is happening to you,[67:00 → 67:03]

you're steady-handed.[67:03 → 67:04]

- No, it doesn't mean when you saw your phone,[67:04 → 67:08]

you didn't even bust out your phone.[67:08 → 67:10]

- What UFO?[67:10 → 67:11]

- When you were in Oregon.[67:11 → 67:13]

That was startling.[67:13 → 67:14]

I didn't know that was startling.[67:14 → 67:15]

- You thought it was UFO, but you still didn't really know.[67:15 → 67:17]

- I believe it's startling what I saw.[67:17 → 67:19]

- But you didn't even bust out your phone.[67:19 → 67:21]

And I guarantee if you bought it right on your phone.[67:21 → 67:23]

- Because by the time I pointed it out[67:23 → 67:24]

and I was thinking about it, it disappeared. guarantee if you bought my bra on your phone. - Because by the time I pointed it out and I was thinking about it, it disappeared.[67:24 → 67:27]

I was like, okay.[67:27 → 67:28]

- Okay.[67:28 → 67:29]

- Chris, I'm not saying I played this through.[67:29 → 67:32]

- We're not judging the camera skills,[67:32 → 67:33]

we're just judging the fact that[67:33 → 67:35]

that's not a good video to prove anything.[67:35 → 67:37]

That video's sad.[67:37 → 67:38]

- Correct.[67:38 → 67:39]

- That video, it looks like the couple spots[67:39 → 67:41]

where you get a still image of it.[67:41 → 67:43]

It looks like a dude in the suit to me.[67:43 → 67:45]

I really hope anybody that listens to this is somewhat on my side and feels.[67:46 → 67:51]

There's really a bunch of people are waiting that I can't be.[67:51 → 67:55]

You cannot feel like it.[67:55 → 67:57]

If I said Chris, you have one chance.[67:57 → 68:00]

You have one chance to show us Bigfoot. And you showed us that video.[68:01 → 68:06]

I'm never believing again. Okay. So I,[68:07 → 68:11]

again, you don't got to find something right now.[68:12 → 68:13]

Doing a brain. No, no, you don't have to find something right now, but no, no,[68:13 → 68:16]

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,[68:16 → 68:22]

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, - I would. - And we'll see what people say about it.[68:22 → 68:25]

- Leave it up to the people.[68:27 → 68:29]

- It's okay, it's okay.[68:30 → 68:31]

There's obviously people that like believe in Bigfoot.[68:31 → 68:35]

And there's people that don't.[68:35 → 68:38]

But there just hasn't been any credible evidence.[68:39 → 68:43]

- There's people that are right[68:43 → 68:44]

and there's people that are wrong. - Yeah, absolutely, I agree with evidence. - There's people that are right, and there's people that are wrong.[68:44 → 68:45]

- Yeah, absolutely, I agree with you.[68:45 → 68:47]

- There's two right.[68:47 → 68:48]

- You are correct.[68:48 → 68:50]

- There are people that are right, and people that are wrong.[68:50 → 68:53]

- Yes, that is correct.[68:53 → 68:55]

Chris has been right about one thing, but you know what,[68:55 → 68:58]

I'll say this, Chris, I've been wrong before, okay?[68:58 → 69:01]

So maybe it's just there hasn't been enough actual good[69:01 → 69:06]

evidence because like you said in certain times people don't think about[69:06 → 69:09]

bringing up their phone or recording things cool or when they do they're[69:09 → 69:13]

gosh shaky hands man they do not fucking tripod it I'm not judging like[69:13 → 69:18]

the person because obviously if you're seeing something like this especially if[69:18 → 69:21]

that's not like they don't know that person hell yeah they're gonna freak out[69:21 → 69:24]

but that's a dude in a suit. Like I would probably be freaking out.[69:24 → 69:28]

I'm not saying I would take a better video. I would just like a better video to believe[69:28 → 69:34]

it. You're assuming stuff. David that video, you couldn't even tell what it is. I didn't[69:34 → 69:39]

even see what I was looking at until halfway through that video and I go, Oh, what's this?[69:39 → 69:43]

And it never showed. It was this dark figure by trees.[69:43 → 69:46]

It's a dark spot.[69:46 → 69:49]

You don't even know what it is.[69:49 → 69:52]

That's all I'm saying.[69:52 → 69:53]

I love you, Chris.[69:53 → 69:55]

I know that you know other things that are out there[69:55 → 69:58]

that can show better things.[69:58 → 69:59]

And that's it.[69:59 → 70:00]

That's it.[70:00 → 70:01]

We're not asking to do things now.[70:01 → 70:02]

We're going to post things online.[70:02 → 70:04]

And we're going to do this for a week straight.[70:04 → 70:06]

And we hope that anyone listening right now,[70:06 → 70:08]

if you're a believer, that you share also things that are,[70:08 → 70:12]

share your best videos.[70:12 → 70:13]

- Yeah, share your best videos.[70:13 → 70:15]

So Chris believes in more stuff.[70:15 → 70:17]

(laughs)[70:17 → 70:18]

I'm just kidding.[70:18 → 70:19]

- Make sure they're yeti videos so they can--[70:21 → 70:23]

- I'm down, I'm into it. -, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,[70:23 → 70:25]

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,[70:25 → 70:30]

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,[70:30 → 70:34]

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,[70:34 → 70:39]

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like,[70:39 → 70:44]

I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like, that's what you're always, that you have that preconceived notion,[70:44 → 70:45]

thinking that that's what it is.[70:45 → 70:46]

So any video you see, even if it's fucking legit or not,[70:46 → 70:51]

you're gonna think that.[70:51 → 70:53]

But that's the issue.[70:53 → 70:54]

- And you're gonna think Bigfoot, and that's the issue.[70:54 → 70:57]

So you're saying, you're thinking one way,[70:57 → 70:59]

I'm thinking the other,[70:59 → 71:00]

mine's a proven real creature and yours is mythological.[71:00 → 71:04]

- But I can see the difference in a[71:04 → 71:05]

- So, mine is proven real. - No, no.[71:09 → 71:10]

- So yes, I'm gonna think it's a bear on a time like.[71:10 → 71:12]

- Both feel all are out of your mind.[71:12 → 71:13]

- That happens and that's a thing that they do.[71:13 → 71:16]

- Mine's proven.[71:16 → 71:17]

- Yours is not, yours doesn't even have a body.[71:17 → 71:21]

- Well hear me out.[71:21 → 71:21]

So I'll say this because it's where it all began[71:21 → 71:24]

and Chris I know you're gonna be like, you're[71:24 → 71:26]

against me. I hope you don't feel too attacked. I knew[71:26 → 71:28]

coming into this and you both gonna be against me have to[71:28 → 71:30]

talk about the reality of stuff. Okay, hoaxes have heard[71:30 → 71:36]

the search of Bigfoot. Okay, I think that's that's where I'm[71:37 → 71:41]

coming from. Yeah. The 1958 Bigfoot tracks in California,[71:41 → 71:47]

they were faked by Ray Wallace,[71:48 → 71:50]

who admitted it after his death in 2002.[71:50 → 71:54]

He used car wooden feet.[71:54 → 71:57]

Do you believe that?[71:58 → 71:59]

- No.[71:59 → 72:00]

- You don't believe it?[72:01 → 72:02]

- No.[72:02 → 72:03]

- Okay, Chris, er, I do.[72:03 → 72:04]

- David, David, David. In 2011, a yeti finger[72:04 → 72:09]

from a Himalayan monastery was tested. It was human. Ah, that sucks. In skeptics like[72:09 → 72:19]

Daniel Lockston say most quote unquote evidence is just pranks or mistakes.[72:19 → 72:26]

To your guys' point here, there's a million reports just because one is fake does not[72:26 → 72:32]

mean that the rest are fake as well too.[72:32 → 72:35]

And I know we saw two today, which are pretty unconvitzing.[72:35 → 72:42]

Yeah.[72:42 → 72:43]

Oh, the video. (laughing)[72:43 → 72:46]

- I'll leave us with this and it's something[72:46 → 72:49]

that comes from UFO lore.[72:49 → 72:51]

- Yep.[72:51 → 72:52]

- You can have a million proven wrong videos[72:52 → 72:57]

and stories and things like that.[72:57 → 73:00]

All you need is one.[73:00 → 73:02]

- Yeah.[73:02 → 73:03]

- If one is correct.[73:03 → 73:04]

- Correct. - It changes the correct, it changes the paradigm.[73:04 → 73:07]

It changes everything.[73:07 → 73:08]

That's all we need.[73:08 → 73:09]

That's all I want.[73:09 → 73:10]

But what?[73:10 → 73:11]

Give me one.[73:11 → 73:12]

Correct.[73:12 → 73:13]

You're right.[73:13 → 73:14]

I haven't received one yet.[73:14 → 73:15]

So you're my threshold.[73:15 → 73:17]

I don't send them to you guys.[73:17 → 73:19]

My threshold has not been reached for Bigfoot is real.[73:19 → 73:22]

We're here.[73:22 → 73:23]

Oh, be ready, Boa.[73:23 → 73:24]

Aliens is like, you know,[73:24 → 73:25]

we're kind of like you're flirting with the line. I'd like to get the official and[73:25 → 73:29]

stay up here, but like, oh my Bigfoot's down here. My foot's down here. My foot's down here.[73:29 → 73:34]

I didn't do it for you, huh? I've, I also don't know if that's like aliens or if that's[73:34 → 73:41]

like interdimensional again. Like I don't I don't know what your thing is.[73:41 → 73:46]

I believe and only because I know you but people that don't know you they will merge these things that they're listening and they might have questions.[73:47 → 73:55]

Yeah.[73:55 → 73:55]

But I'll leave us with this.[73:57 → 73:58]

It's kind of a intertwined of different things here.[73:58 → 74:01]

Okay.[74:01 → 74:02]

Okay.[74:02 → 74:02]

Leave your freaking arms,[74:03 → 74:05]

you're crossing your arms like you're like,[74:05 → 74:07]

"Now, I don't like, I'm just comfortable."[74:07 → 74:09]

(laughing)[74:09 → 74:11]

- So the search for Bigfoot,[74:11 → 74:13]

- I'll be open.[74:13 → 74:14]

- The Yeti and I'll leave him together.[74:14 → 74:14]

- Put your arms together.[74:14 → 74:15]

- I'll even say this, Nessie.[74:15 → 74:17]

- 'Cause I mentioned it once.[74:17 → 74:18]

- Yeah, can we talk a little bit about Nessie?[74:18 → 74:20]

Yeah, I mean, well, I mean.[74:20 → 74:22]

- Let's save that for another ask.[74:22 → 74:23]

- Yeah, that's okay.[74:23 → 74:24]

- Okay, okay, okay. - But-- >> Let's save that for another episode. >> Yeah, that's okay.[74:24 → 74:25]

>> Okay, okay.[74:25 → 74:26]

But the search for these guys is not slowing down, okay?[74:26 → 74:31]

Remember that organization, the BFRO, the--[74:31 → 74:35]

I could look for it, BFRO.[74:35 → 74:39]

I have a computer from like back in the day.[74:39 → 74:43]

Yeah, I'm not even trying to look for it, whatever. I have a computer from like back in the day.[74:43 → 74:47]

Yeah, I'm not even trying to look for it, whatever. It's an organization that believes in, you know,[74:49 → 74:52]

Bigfoot and whatever, but,[74:52 → 74:55]

oh, where did I leave off at?[74:56 → 74:58]

Oh my God, Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization.[74:58 → 75:02]

Yeah, let's see.[75:02 → 75:04]

I had something great to say[75:07 → 75:08]

and then all of a sudden I don't have it in front of me.[75:08 → 75:11]

So don't worry, I'll edit this.[75:11 → 75:13]

I'll edit this, thank you.[75:13 → 75:15]

Well, let me try and find, here we go.[75:16 → 75:18]

So that organization, it runs for a four day Sasquat hunts[75:19 → 75:24]

in the US.[75:24 → 75:25]

So four days out of the week.[75:26 → 75:30]

Four days out of the year.[75:30 → 75:32]

A four-day Sasquat Hunt in the US,[75:32 → 75:34]

with trips planned for the summer of 2025[75:34 → 75:37]

in Washington Olympic National Forest.[75:37 → 75:39]

- Let's go.[75:39 → 75:40]

- Where 50 sightings have been reported since 2000.[75:40 → 75:43]

So 10 sightings a year essentially.[75:44 → 75:47]

Wait.[75:47 → 75:48]

No.[75:48 → 75:50]

That's not it.[75:50 → 75:51]

That's like two sightings a year.[75:51 → 75:53]

Since when?[75:53 → 75:54]

2000.[75:54 → 75:55]

Oh, since 2000.[75:55 → 75:56]

So two sightings a year.[75:56 → 75:58]

In the Himalayans, Nepal-based Yeti Adventure offers Yeti tracks to spot where[75:58 → 76:05]

Sherpas have seen the creature like near Everest base camp.[76:09 → 76:10]

Like really?[76:11 → 76:12]

Where 10 sightings were reported in the 1950s.[76:15 → 76:16]

And I mentioned Loch Ness because that's that's my baby right there. I don't I don't know if I believe, you know, do you believe in this?[76:18 → 76:22]

I did when I was younger, but again, this is like,[76:22 → 76:26]

I feel like that's, honestly, these things[76:27 → 76:30]

that we're talking about here could be like,[76:30 → 76:32]

the doorway into people getting into questions.[76:32 → 76:36]

- Right. - Okay.[76:36 → 76:37]

But, but, but, but, but,[76:40 → 76:42]

at Loch Ness, the Loch Ness Center is planning But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, TV series and whatnot, a new TV series, Cryptide Quest. Cryptide.[77:07 → 77:08]

Cryptide Quest, they'll use AI to analyze Bigfoot, Yeti, and Nessie sightings.[77:08 → 77:13]

So maybe tech will finally give us some answers that we're looking for, but...[77:13 → 77:18]

AI is going to give us the answers to the Bigfoot story.[77:18 → 77:22]

Exactly.[77:22 → 77:23]

But, you know, these creatures, real or not--[77:23 → 77:26]

Real.[77:26 → 77:28]

They're not done hunting us, obviously.[77:28 → 77:31]

So I mean, again, there just hasn't been enough facts[77:31 → 77:38]

on either of these things.[77:38 → 77:40]

And I think they're great to think about.[77:40 → 77:42]

It's definitely a good thing to get people[77:42 → 77:44]

into this sort of thinking.[77:44 → 77:47]

But again, when we post this,[77:48 → 77:50]

I hope that you find clear photos and videos for us to post.[77:50 → 77:55]

- I will.[77:56 → 77:57]

You guys are gonna be flooded with videos.[77:57 → 77:58]

You guys are gonna be annoyed with me,[77:58 → 78:00]

and I cannot wait.[78:00 → 78:01]

There we go, there we go.[78:01 → 78:04]

Well, awesome.[78:04 → 78:04]

Well, let's cheers.[78:04 → 78:06]

We'll go for cheers.[78:06 → 78:07]

He has his drink.[78:07 → 78:09]

You got yours.[78:09 → 78:11]

Cheers, guys.[78:11 → 78:12]

Cheers.[78:12 → 78:13]

Big Fits Real.[78:17 → 78:19]

Big Fits Real.[78:19 → 78:21]

Big Fits Real.[78:21 → 78:22]

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